大声点 大声点 大声点 乔治娅 Hold it, hold it, hold it. Georgia.
阿伯内亚修女比你唱得要响亮得多 Sister Abernathy is singing three times as loud as you
而且她刚刚切除了扁桃体 亲爱的 and she just had her tonsils out, sugar.
你觉得你说得过去么 How you gonna account for that?
对不起 牧师先生 我以为我唱得够响了 I'm sorry, Reverend, I thought I was.
好吧 宝贝 没事 It's all right, baby. It's all right.
为了能让你们精神饱满地唱歌 我有件振奋人心的事要说 Now, as an incentive for us all to be in full voice
这个星期天 我们的迪林斯参议员会来这里 on Sunday, our very own Senator Dillings will be here
帮我们为社区重建工程而剪彩 阿门 to help us kick off our Community Redevelopment Program. Amen.
阿门 Amen!
最后的假期
你好 夫人 Hi, ma'am.
嗯 Okay.
嗯 多米诺比萨 瘦身快餐 Okay, here we go. Domino, Lean Cuisine.
还有优惠券对么 对 还有蛋黄酱 You take the paper towel, right? Oh, and mayonnaise.
就这些 That's it.
- 就这些 - 是的 - That's it? - Yes.
- 喂 小美人 真漂亮 - 看过来呀 - Hey, little mama, that pretty. - Check it out, man. Yeah.
我来帮你提东西吧 你不是没人约你么 Let me holla at you for a sec. Don't you got no time for nobody?
你好 伯德小姐 Hey, Miss Byrd.
你好 今天车子没有什么问题吧 Hey. Any problems with the car today?
有些擦痕 好在没有人对车恶作剧 Some gunshots. Nobody mess with the car, though.
这样吧 达利斯 你七十五分钟以后过来 我那时肯定准备好了 Okay, Darius, so you come by in exactly 75 minutes and I'll be ready.
好 我也是 Yes, ma'am. Me, too.
欢迎回来 欢迎回到埃默里尔的现场直播 Yeah! Welcome back! Welcome back to Emeril Live!
这里是埃默里尔·拉加斯 今晚我将教大家四种烹调鸡的方法 Emeril Lagasse here. We're making chicken four ways tonight.
不要走开 马上你就看到我今晚为你准备的菜式 Wait till you see this dish that I got coming up right now for you.
克里奥尔式鸡肉 Poulet Tchoupitoulas.
对的 宝贝们 Oh, yeah, baby!
你在家里看不到这个的 这只鸡是开心的 You can't see this at home, but he is happy, this chicken.
他在为吉布斯医生和埃默里尔现场直播秀鼓掌 He's clapping for Doc Gibbs and the Emeril Live Band!
他就是 这样啊 He's just... Oh, yeah.
把鸡一切为二 You gotta split him in half
然后我们将完成一个我成为粘贴的步骤 and then we're gonna make what I call a paste.
把鸡有皮肤的一面向下 This chicken, skin - side down...
有皮肤的一面向下 Skin - side down.
为了这道克里奥尔式鸡肉 Now, for this Poulet Tchoupitoulas,
我们需要一些白酒 maybe some of this fumé blanc would work.
所以像这样倒一些 So, a little splash like this. Okay?
或者多倒些 Or a big splash!
像这样 Like that!
用洋葱 甜玉米和腊肠做面包布丁 Bread pudding with onions, with sweet corn, and andouille sausage.
好了么 Okay? Oh, yeah.
因为克里奥尔式鸡肉是要用面包布丁来配餐的 'Cause the Poulet Tchoupitoulas with the bread pudding.
哇 Bam!
看 菜烧得多好啊 Look at that! That's looking good!
我想你是不会吃这菜了 I don't suppose you're gonna have any?
天阿 当然不 除了瘦身特餐 我就不吃其他东西了 Lord, no. I don't eat nothing but my Lean Cuisine.
那是什么书啊 What is that book, anyway?
你喜欢这些绿色蔬菜么 How do you like them greens?
老天 这是火鸡 Oh, man, it's the bomb!
你要知道这次我把它们混合在一起做的菜 Well, good. I mixed them this time, you know.
甘蓝菜 Collard greens
还有当然是你最喜欢的芜箐菜 and of course, your favorite, turnip greens.
我为你祖父也准备了不少 And I got plenty for your grandpa.
真好 谢谢了 Cool, thanks.
天啊 Sugar!
我刚换上的裤子 I just got these pants.
总是这样 Always doing this.
达利斯 你在干什么 Darius, what are you doing?
这是我的隐私 That is my private property.
我随便看看 这是什么 I was just looking. What is it?
没什么 It's nothing.
就像人们说的这只是有可能发生而没有发生的往事 It's just what it says, just possibilities.
只是一些我有兴趣的事情 Just things I'm interested in.
包括这家伙 Including this guy?
- 你男朋友 - 不是 - He your boyfriend? - No.
他只是我的梦中情人 He's just an idea.
我的意思是他是一个真实存在的人 但是 I mean, he's a real guy...
你干吗老打听我的私事啊 Why are you snooping around my stuff, anyway?
他叫什么呢 So, what's his name?
谁 Who?
不关你事 None of your business.
我来告诉你他叫什么 他的名字是幸运的老妈 I'll tell you what his name is. His name is lucky mother...
你说什么 What?
你要么现在离开我的房子 I know you might as well go ahead leave my house now
要么就不要在我这里说这种话 if you're gonna be using that kind of language.
对不起 但是如果你不告诉我他名字 I'm sorry, but short of you telling me his name,
这是我能想到最好的名字了 I don't know anything better to call him.
他名字是肖恩 His name is Sean.
- 肖恩·威廉姆斯 - 肖恩·威廉姆斯啊 - Sean Williams. - Sean Williams, huh?
你最好不要和任何人提起这件事情 And you better not say anything to anybody.
知道了 I ain't.
他来了 他来了 我不会说什么的 There he is, there he is. Okay, I'm not gonna say anything.
- 你过去和他打个招呼 - 不 我不敢 - You just talk to him. - No, I'm not going to talk to him.
只不过打声招呼 Just to say hello. All right?
走过去和他打个招呼 打断一下他 Go and talk to him. Stop him.
早上好 伯德小姐 Good morning, Miss Byrd.
威廉姆斯先生 Mr. Williams.
那是什么 那是调情啊 What was that? Was that power flirting?
我不知道 I don't know.
看 那里 多么性感的臀部啊 Oh, my, my, my. You could crack a walnut with that ass.
小姑娘不要这样子 Girl, stop!
我们没有其他地方去了么 Don't you have somewhere to be?
你知道我们要做什么的 You know what we need to do?
我们要把你从这身落伍的打扮中解救出来 帮你重新设计一下 We need to get you out of these frumpy clothes and into something
- 让人有点东西可以看 - 住手 罗谢尔 这里是公共场合 - That shows off the real estate a little bit. - No. Rochelle! This is a workplace.
我是认真的 你要去那里 Seriously. Then you need to go down there
和那里的员工说 and you need to talk to Mr. Big Stuff
告诉他你圣诞节想要什么 and you need to tell him what you want for Christmas.
- 你坐在他大腿上 - 罗谢尔 不要说了 走吧 - You just sit in his lap... - Hey! Rochelle, come on, now.
什么 不 不要这样子 你在担心什么 What? No... What are you worried about?
他们会炒你鱿鱼么 That they're going to fire you in this place?
拿好你的咖啡走人吧 Take your coffee and go!
你是这鬼地方最好的员工了 You're the best damn worker they got in this whole damn place.
他们不可能炒了你的 你是害怕 They're not gonna fire you. You're just scared.
你害怕有的人男人会轻薄你 You're scared of some man getting a hold of all that booty of yours!
你有完没完啊 Would you stop?
他可以来调戏我 He could hold my booty.
肖恩 Sean!
克拉根的顾客注意了 Attention Kragen shoppers,
在二楼的健康诊所停一下 stop in our health clinic on the second floor
将你确保你的假日 to make sure your holidays...
不错 这块就是在这里 Right. This piece goes here.
就这样 There we go.
这个还是弯曲的 但是 啊 那个是好的 It's still crooked, but, yeah, that's good.
- 那是好的 - 不 不 不 - It's good, huh? - No, no, no.
搁板的边缘要适合烤架的底盘和支柱 "Lip of shelf to fit between grill bottom and leg brace."
那应该最后放上去的 不过没关系 That was supposed to be put on last, but that's all right.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 伯德小姐 - 乔治娅 - Miss Byrd. - Georgia.
你还有一些灯泡要换 还不快去 You had some light bulbs to change or something, remember?
哦对 对哦 灯泡 Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah, light bulbs.
你知道灯泡是要我开换的 Light bulbs. You know, they be relying on me...
等会见了 Hey, I'll see you later.
好 Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
需要什么帮助么 Is there something I can help you with?
这个烤架真漂亮 That's quite a nice grill.
- 不锈钢的吧 - 是的 很耐用 - Stainless steel, huh? - Yeah. Durable.
- 容易清洗么 - 你只要用水冲就可以了 - Easy to clean? - You just hose it down.
用水冲是吧 Just hose it down, huh?
- 你是不是今天休息 - 是啊 - Are you on your break? - Yes.
我今天来这里就是想问你一些事情 Well, that's why I'm here. I wanted to ask you something.
什么 Ask me what?
我能不能按照员工优惠价买这个烤架 Do you think I'll get my store discount if I buy this thing?
当然 你当然能优惠 Well, of course. Of course you get your store discount.
但是我上个星期卖给你一个烤架了啊 But I just sold you a grill last week, remember?
是啊 但那是旅行用的木炭火盆 Yeah. But that was a hibachi. That was for traveling.
应该有人告诉你 I think somebody should've told you when you got this thing
当你有草坪或者后院之类的 你才需要这东西 that you're supposed to have a lawn or a backyard or something.
少说话多帮忙 Okay, how about a little more lifting and a little less talking?
看起来不错 闻起来也很香 That looks good. Smells good, too.
就这样做好了 All right, there you have it.
一份简单的克力奥尔式烤鸭 A simple Creole roasted duck hash en cro?te.
现在你要做的就是 Now, what you can do with this here
放一点点欧芹 is you can take a little bit of the parsley,
和洋葱 如果你喜欢的话 以及任何你喜欢的东西 and onion if you like, if that's what you like.
但是我喜欢做的是 当然只有有胆量的人才会这么做 But here's what I like to do. Now, this is only for the brave ones.
给那些没有心脏病的人 For those who don't get a lot of heartburn.
我喜欢在里面加一些辣酱 加一点情趣 I like to kick some of that hot sauce on there, spice it up something.
来吧 欢迎品尝 Please, come on and enjoy some.
借过 Excuse me.
这是我为你特制的 Now, I made this special for you.
我去掉了松果 I left the pine nuts out
因为它们可能会影响你的假牙 'cause I know they get up under your bridgework sometimes.
你真贴心 Aren't you sweet?
- 谢谢 - 打扰一下 - Thank you. - Excuse me.
你在竞选救助军的将军还是什么 Are you bucking for General of the Salvation Army or what?
别再给那些乞丐吃的了 Stop feeding the moochers.
我们… We always have
每周三都有“免费品尝”这个活动的 阿达米安先生 our Wednesday morning sales demonstration, Mr. Adamian.
不 不 恰恰是出于这种考虑… No, no. That's exactly the kind of thinking
我们当初才把这个店铺设在在商场的第十一区 that put this store in Chapter 11 in the first place.
现在 克拉根先生正在努力改变我们商场的企业文化 Now, Mr. Kragen, he's trying to change the culture around here.
而我们现在的企业文化 就是钱 And by culture, I mean money.
所以 如果你还在意你在这里的前途的的话 Now, if you care about your future here,
我建议你还是好好遵守这个程序吧 伯德小姐 I suggest you get with the program, Miss Byrd.
《福布斯》 马修•克拉根 零售业大亨 你读过这个了么 关于克拉根的报导 Have you read this? Kragen's awesome.
- 每个人都有一本 - 再读一次 - Everybody got one. - Read it again.
喂 喂 Yeah. Yup?
是的 是的 Yup. Yup.
嗯 那么再顾一个圣诞老人 当然 他必须要胖 Well, then, hire another Santa. Of course, he has to be fat.
顾客们请注意… Attention Kragen shoppers,
今天的圣诞前优惠在第二层 today's pre-Christmas sales are on the second level.
乔治娅 对不起 我没想到会吓到你 对不起 Georgia. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry.
哦 天那 对不起 Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
不是 是我不好 No. I'm sorry.
我刚刚太专注于做自己的事情了 有点失神 I'm kind of in my own little world up here.
你怎么到厨具区这里来了 What brings you to cookware?
是那个香味 说实话 我不由自主 It's that smell, to tell you the truth. I can't help it.
这味道沿着电动扶梯飘香下去 通常我可以抵挡的 但是… It wafts down the escalator, usually I can resist, but...
哦 Oh.
哦 请尝一尝 Oh, well, please have some.
我可能将因为这个被炒鱿鱼 I'll probably get fired over this.
你曾经有没有过因为一种气味而回忆起一段往事 Did you ever have a smell that triggers a memory?
这个气味就像我妈妈家的一样 This smells like my mama's house.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这真是难以置信 好吃极了 That's incredible. Incredible.
你知道 我只是在这里卖厨具的 You know, I'm just trying to sell the cookware.
你在哪里学得的厨艺 Where did you become a chef?
法国 还是欧洲的其他什么地方 France, or someplace European or something?
哦 不 我不是厨师 我从来没去过法国 Oh, no, I'm not a chef. I've never been to France.
我到过最远的地方了就是阿拉巴马州的Mobile了 I ain't never been further north than Mobile, Alabama.
这只是我的爱好 我非常喜欢做菜 You know, it's just a hobby. Something I really enjoy doing.
爱好 A hobby, huh?
我从来没参加过培训或者其他什么 I never trained or anything.
你打算去参加培训么 You gonna train?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许有一天会的 Someday. Maybe.
我在想 如果你有空 Look. I was wondering, sometime, if you're free
我想也许我们可以… I thought maybe we could...
- 哦 对不起 - 我来 我来 - Oh, I'm sorry. - I'll get it. I'll get it.
你有… You got...
哦…乔治娅 Oh... Georgia!
克拉根商场诊所
哦 发生什么了 她没事儿吧 Whoa! What happened? Is she okay?
她撞到头了 She hit her head.
帮我开下门 Give me a hand, please.
那又怎样 只是撞了一个包而已 So what? It's just a bump.
小心她的头 别再撞一下 Watch her head. Don't hit her head again.
我爱你 I love you.
伯德女士 能听见么 Miss Byrd, can you hear me?
你能听见我说的么 伯德女士 Can you hear me, Miss Byrd?
你能听到我说的话么 Can you hear the words that are coming out of my mouth?
我伸出了几个手指 How many fingers am I holding up?
一个 两个 还是更多 Is it one, two, or more?
发生什么事儿了 What's going on here?
乔治娅 你没事儿吧 乔治娅 Georgia, are you okay? Georgia?
哦 伙计 Oh, man.
我觉得她需要做一个CAT扫描 I think we should do a CAT scan.
什么 那很麻烦的 不是吗 What? That's a big ticket number, isn't it?
我不认为我们需要那么做 I didn't think we did that kind of thing around here.
我们有一个新机器 二手的 但对我们来说是新的 Well, we got a new machine. Used, but new to us.
我不知道这… Yeah, I don't know.
先生 如果不这样可能会引发工人们的的投诉… Sir, there could be a huge workman's comp payout
因为我们没有按照步骤来做 if we don't follow procedure.
好吧 如果这无法避免的话 All right, only if it's absolutely necessary.
我知道你会明白的 登记一下 跟我来 I knew you'd understand. Paperwork. Follow me.
你感觉怎么样 伯德 Are you okay, Miss Byrd?
不用站着感觉还不错 Kind of nice to be off my feet.
那我们开始了 Here we go.
别担心 伯德小姐 不会有事儿的 Now, don't worry now, Miss Byrd. Everything will be just fine.
什么 What?
不 这不可能 No, this can't be right.
哦 天那 Oh, my God.
我们再来一次 伯德小姐 We're just going to try one more time, Miss Byrd.
这不妙 This is not good.
这相当不妙 This is not good at all.
我们看得这是什么 What are we looking at?
从片子上显示 你被病毒感染了 Well, we're looking at the results of a virus you have, ma'am.
- 病毒 - 我相信这是兰平顿病毒 - Virus? - I believe it to be Lampington's disease.
这种病非常少见 并且在通常情况下是对人体无害的 It's very rare and it's very harmless, in most cases.
- 通常情况下 - 是的 - In most cases? - Yes.
以我的情况来看呢 What about my case?
嗯 我以为第一次检查的结果出错了 所以我检查了第二次 Well, I thought I'd misread the first scan, so I did the second scan.
但它证实了我的猜测 你看这 But that just confirmed it, you see?
- 所以我被兰平顿病毒感染了 - 是的 - Okay, so I have Lampington's? - Yes.
那么 我得的是哪一种 如果不是无害的那种 Well, which one do I have if not the harmless one?
女士 我非常抱歉地告诉你… Ma'am, I'm very sorry to tell you...
但是我 But I...
我认为这是那种 You see, in my opinion it's the kind that...
女士 这让我很为难 我只是 Ma'am, please! This is very, very difficult for me. I'm just...
哦 天那 Oh, dear.
我需要躺下 I need to lie down.
你看这个部分 You see this area here?
- 这是你的肿块 - 我的肿块 - This is your mass. - My mass?
你的瘤 Your tumor.
这个 这个 这个 And this, and this, and this.
对不起 乔治娅 但是这个病毒已经导致了… I'm sorry, Georgia, but the virus has caused
一种非常严重的后果 a very advanced case of Lampington's lesions.
那么兰平顿病变到底损坏了我哪里 Okay, well, exactly what does that mean, Lampington's lesions?
古普塔医生没有详细告诉你呢的病情 是么 And Dr. Gupta hasn't told you anything about this, right?
我试过 Well, I tried.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果不治疗 他是致命的 Without treatment, it's terminal.
什么 说得好像我要死了 What? Like I'm gonna die?
我非常 非常抱歉 I'm very, very sorry.
但我感觉我的身体很好 But I feel fine.
我感觉棒极了 我精力旺盛并且… I feel great. I just finished a Fat Flush and...
一点都不感觉头晕 No dizziness or fainting?
不 我头被撞出了个小小的肿块 就这些 No. I got a tiny bump on my head, that's all.
这个病就像恶魔一样 鬼鬼祟祟的 人们很难发现前期症状 It's diabolical. Such a sneaky disease.
恐怕你的情况来看你大概还有三周的时间 I'm afraid, in your condition, you've got about three weeks to live.
什么 我只能活三周了 What? I got three weeks to live?
你他妈的在胡说八道 Are you shitting me?
顶多四周 我很遗憾地通知你 Four on the outside. I'm sorry.
你感到遗憾 我才遗憾 我不能接受这个事实 You're sorry? Well, I'm sorry. I can't accept that.
那么我认为你应该去见凯瑟琳·楞次医生 Then I think you should see Katherine Lenz.
好 就这样 Okay. Fine.
如果是那个能真正帮助我 凯瑟琳·楞次医生的话 那好吧 That's what I'm talking about. Katherine Lenz, okay.
- 她是位脑科专家 - 不 - Is that the brain specialist? - No.
她是卫生维护组织官员 She's your HMO administrator.
还是让我们长话短说吧 伯德小姐 Let me just save you some time here, Miss Byrd.
我们不能帮助你支付这个手术费用 We won't cover you for this operation.
不能帮我付 为什么 Well, what do you mean, you won't cover me?
应该帮我付的 I'm covered through my HMO.
如果你觉得你被不公平地对待了 这里是我们的投诉程序 If you feel you're being treated unfairly, these are our appeals procedures
其中有你享有地所有法律权益 which you have every legal right to pursue.
那么 如果我自己付呢 那要多少钱 Well, what if I pay for it myself? How much would that cost me?
开颅手术需要的价钱是 The cost of a median cranial debulking surgery
大概三十四万美金 is around $340,000.
这是不包含麻醉的价钱 That's without anesthesia.
但你必须要做这手术 You'll want that.
再查一次 确定不给我付 Check again, make sure I'm not covered.
你等啊等 等终于有大事要发生… You wait and you wait for something big to happen
却发现你就快要死了… and then you find out you're gonna die.
我真想见见你 I really wanted to meet you.
我应该把这个吃了 And I should've ate that.
我应该把这些都吃了 I should've ate all that stuff.
特别是这个 Especially this.
来这里吧 达利斯会喜欢地 Put my foot in that. Darius loved that.
现在我永远也没有机会去卡洛维发利了 Now I'll never get to Karlovy Vary.
迪迪埃主厨 Chef Didier.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello? - Hi.
姐姐啊 我刚正打算打电话给你呢 Hiya, sis! I was just getting ready to call you.
我在俱乐部里遇到了一个男的… You know, there's this guy that I met in this club
他说他要把我介绍给他在纳什维尔的一些朋友们 and he said he's gonna introduce me to some of his friends in Nashville,
我想请你帮我照看三天孩子们 I just need you to take care of the kids for three days.
你去纳什维尔干什么啊 What you gonna do in Nashville?
姐姐 我终于要成为一个西部乡村歌手了呢 Girl, I am finally going to be a country western singer.
是不是很美妙啊 Isn't that great?
托尼娅 你不是当黑人乡村歌手的料 Tanya, ain't no such thing as a black country singer.
我不是来请你评判我的梦想的 You know, I am not asking you to comment on the validity of my dreams.
现在你是不是能… 等等 安东 你给我住手 Now can you... Hold on. Anton, would you stop it?
- 这孩子真是顽皮 - 听着 我打电话给你是… - This child is going to kill himself! - Listen, that's why I'm calling you...
你在干什么呢 为什么你就不能帮我看看孩子 你为什么… What are you doing? Why can't you watch the kids? What are you...
- 我回头打给你 - 但是我… - I'm gonna have to call you back. - But, I'm...
你警告过你不准再跳了 你再试试看 看我怎么收拾你 I told you to stop jumping. Do it again and see what happens.
我又不是在玩 You think I'm playing?
乔治娅你去哪里了啊 阿达米安一直在找你 Georgia, where have you been? Adamian's been looking for you.
太好了 我也在找他 Good, 'cause I'm looking for him, too.
- 怎么了 - 我会照着你说的去做 - Why? - I'm gonna take your advice.
啊 Huh?
我记得你说过人生苦短 尤其是像我这样的生活方式 Look, remember when you said life was too short to live the way I do?
- 我说过很多事情了 - 嗯 对 你说得对 - Oh, I say a lot of things. - Yeah, well, you were right.
啊 我说了什么 你要去做什么 What? What did I say? What are you gonna do?
乔治娅 Georgia?
我说了什么 What did I say?
你没有敲门 You don't knock?
你最好为你的所作所为找出合适的借口 伯德小姐 You better have a hell of an excuse for where you've been, Ms. Byrd.
我有 我有 I do, I do.
阿达米安先生… You see, Mr. Adamian...
你是不是能关了音乐 我要和你说的事情是很重要的 Excuse me, would you mind? This is very important.
实际上 这件事事关生死 Actually, it's a matter of life and...
什么 What?
给我关了音乐 Just turn it off.
喂 Yeah.
你的土豆削皮机器卖地太差了 You're killing me with the potato peelers.
把它们弄走 不然我要你吃下它们 Move them or I'll shove them down your throat.
你有什么问题么 You got a problem?
是啊 Yes, I do.
这可是四百美元的手机啊 That's a $400 phone.
现在我感觉更好了 Now I feel better.
那是公司资产啊 That's company property.
将从你的工资里扣 That's going to come out of your paycheck.
扣啊 扣光好了 反正也值了 Take it. Take the whole thing, okay? It's worth it.
这不是你的事 也不是我的事 This is not about you, okay? It's not about me.
这是生意 It's about business.
- 这是关系公司存活 - 阿达米安先生 - It's about the company. - Mr. Adamian.
《年轻有为》 马修·克拉根 著 有声书 我要你听听这个 这个男人靠出卖他的智慧来谋生 I want you to hear this. This man lives his philosophy.
规则一 生命不是声望比赛… Rule One: Life is not a popularity contest,
但它毕竟是比赛 but it is a contest
他们不喜欢我 Boo-hoo, they don't like me.
规则二 你必须克制内心害怕失败的那一面… Rule Two: You grab that scared little loser inside you
然后赢得胜利 and beat the living crap out of him!
规则三 什么时候才满足了 什么时候是尽头 永远都不要满足 Rule Three: When is enough, enough? Enough is never enough.
现在我就受够了 阿达米安先生 Enough is enough right now, Mr. Adamian!
我想和你谈谈 I'm trying to talk to you!
我要告诉你 I'm trying to tell you what's...
算了 我又何必浪费时间在你身上 Why am I even wasting my time trying to talk to you?
你知道么 我要辞职 You know what? I quit.
- 什么 - 辞职 - You what? - I quit.
- 不准 - 为什么不准 - You can't. - Why can't I?
第四区的销售额非常低 Fourth quarter sales are in the toilet in this store
其他区的也是 and all the other stores, too, for that matter.
你的部门的销售记录是最高的 Your department has the highest profit record in the place.
我只不过 只不过不能失去你这样的人才啊 I just... I can't afford to lose you.
为什么你以前从来不这么说呢 How come you never told me this before?
我不希望你以前就像现在这样做 I didn't want you to do what you're doing right now.
以辞职为胁 要求更多的薪水 Holding me up for more money.
当然 上帝为证 我很乐意为你加薪 Which I'm happy to pay. As God is my witness.
上帝为证 哈 上帝为证 As God is your witness, huh? As God is your witness?
这样 我每小时加薪五十美分 All right. I'm prepared to offer you 50 cents more an hour!
七十五美分 七十五啊 75 cents more an hour. 75.
伯德女士 每小时加薪一美元 一点五美元 Ms. Byrd, $1 more an hour. $1 .50.
乔治娅 你下班了 Hey, Georgia. Your shift done already?
是啊 我下班了 Yeah, I'm done.
我对上次发生的事情很抱歉 Listen, I feel terrible about what happened the other day.
- 我想补偿一下 - 那不是你的错 - I wanted to make it up to you. - It wasn't your fault.
嗯 不管怎么样… Well, anyway...
我有两张大黄蜂主场的门票 Hey, I have a pair of tickets to the Hornets game.
几周后才开始了… Now, the game is a couple of weeks away,
但我知道你很忙 所以就提前一些来约你 but I know you're a busy woman, so I wanted to put my bid in early.
肖恩 没什么能比和你一起去看比赛更让我高兴的了 Sean, there is nothing I would rather do than to go to that game with you.
真的么 太好了 Yeah? That's great.
我们先一起去吃晚饭 然后比赛结束后… Well, look, I figured we'll go to dinner early, then after the game...
我去不了 肖恩 I can't go, Sean.
我不是说我不想去 而是我… I mean, it's not like I don't want to. I...
我去不了 I can't.
你有其他地方要去吧 You have to be somewhere else.
恩 Yeah.
喂 乔治娅 乔治娅 Hey, well, Georgia. Georgia!
看 Look.
我已经买好了票… I already paid for the ticket, so
所以 也许你会改变主意吧 maybe your plans might change, huh?
和谐施洗者教堂 兄弟姐妹们… Brothers and Sisters,
和谐施洗者教堂 我很遗憾地宣布… I'm sad to announce that
迪林斯参议员将不会像计划地那样来我们这里了 Senator Dillings will not be gracing our flock this morning as planned.
我们的新闻媒体困住了他 Pressing business in our nation's capital has kept him.
但我想抽出一点时间来为参议员来祈祷 But I'd like to take a moment of prayer for the Senator.
他是如此努力地为我们争取福利 He toils so hard toting the burden of our welfare.
我祈祷上帝带领他 And I ask the good Lord to guide his hand
完成他重要地使命 阿门 in his important good works. Amen.
- 阿门 - 阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
为什么是我 Oh, why me?
- 为什么是我 上帝啊 - 乔治娅 - Oh, dear Lord, why me? - Georgia?
为什么是我 上帝啊 为什么是我 上帝啊 Why me, Lord? Why me, Lord?
- 为什么是我 上帝啊 - 上帝保佑 - Oh, dear Lord! Lord, why me? - Bless her, Lord.
上帝 不 不 Oh, Lord, no!
不不不 Oh, no, no.
上帝啊 上帝啊 Lord! Lord, come on!
上帝 为什么啊 Come on, Lord, why?
我不明白 I don't understand!
我遵照了你的指示啊 上帝 I followed your Commandments, Lord
为什么是我 Why in heavens me?
我从来不胡搞 即使我妹妹是这样 I never slept around even though my sister did!
为什么是我 Why in heavens me, Lord?
为什么是我 Why in heavens me?
我从来没有诅咒我的上司 从来没有 I never cussed my boss or nothing like that!
为什么是我 上帝 Why in heavens me, Lord?
为什么是我 Why in heavens me?
- 为什么 - 为什么 - Why? - Why?
谁能告诉我 Come on, now, somebody tell me why!
- 为什么 - 为什么 - Why? - Why?
为什么啊 上帝 Why, Lord?
- 为什么 - 为什么 - Why, please? - Why?
我要知道答案 I got to know
我要知道答案 上帝 I got to know, God!
为什么是我 Why me?
为什么 为什么 Why? Oh, why?
为什么啊 上帝 告诉我 Why, Lord? Why? Oh, come on
为什么 为什么 为什么 Why? Why? Why?
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你确定你想结清你的退休帐户 所有的 You're sure you want to liquidate the entire IRA? All of it?
是的 还有我母亲留给我的基金 Yeah, and the bonds my mama left me.
像你这么自律的女士这么做的话… Well, I'm sure a disciplined woman such as yourself
一定是有什么非常的用途了 has a very useful purpose for this money.
是的 Yes, I do.
我要花光它们 I'm just gonna blow it.
女士们先生们 非常感谢你们… Ladies and gentlemen, we want to thank you
在圣诞节搭乘我们的班机 for flying with us on Christmas Day.
我们将竭诚满足你的各种需求 We're going to make your trip as comfortable as possible.
服务员… Stewardess,
坐我后面的那家伙一直在和我对着干 this person behind me is giving me a hard time.
知道了 先生 Okay, sure, sir.
太太 你能不能把你的腿放下来 Ma'am, would you mind lowering your knees
好让前面的先生把座位往后靠点 so the gentleman in front of you can put his seat back down?
其实 我很介意 Actually, I very much would mind.
那我就只能叫乘警了 夫人 Am I going to have to call the Air Marshal, ma'am?
人们在很长的一段时间以后才会叫我夫人 People been calling me ma'am a lot lately
而且我几乎和你一样大 and, you know, I'm hardly older than you.
人们叫你夫人么 Do people call you ma'am?
不 他们不这么叫 No... No, they don't.
这里有什么麻烦事么 Is there a problem here?
是的 是有麻烦 Yes. Yes, there is.
我来告诉你是什么 I'm gonna tell you what the problem is.
这家贪婪的航空公司把所有的椅子放那么近… This greedy airline put all these seats so close together
就是想多赚钱 just so they can make more money.
- 很有道理 - 是啊 - Makes sense. - Yeah.
对吧 All right?
现在我在飞往布拉格的路上… Now, I'm not flying all the way to Prague
有个陌生人几乎坐在了我的大腿上 with some stranger in my lap.
她说得对 I know that's right.
那是个大块头 那是个大块头坐我前面啊 That's a big boy. That's a big old man right there.
我都不能… 看看这家伙 I can't... Look at him.
你可以选择头等舱… Had you chosen to fly first class...
夫人 喂 Ma'am? Hi.
你可以选择头等舱而不是经济舱… Had you chosen to fly first class instead of economy,
在那里你将会有足够的空间 you would have had plenty of room in one of our cocoons.
- 多少钱 - 什么 - How much is it? - Beg your pardon?
那得要多少钱 How much for the damn cocoon?
- 就是说 - 有道理 - Work it! - I like that.
- 是啊 - 听听 - All right. - Hear, hear.
在节日搭乘我们头等舱得客户… For our first class clients flying with us during the holidays
我们将为他们提供特别的服务 we thought we would do something special.
多谢 等等 不要走 把这个留下 Thank you. Wait, don't go. Just leave that right here.
卡洛 维发利
看看等出租车队伍 Look at that taxi line.
我似乎要等一辈子了 Oh, this is gonna take forever.
直升机租赁
就是那里 那是帕普 那就是我要呆的旅馆 That's it. That's the Pupp. That's the hotel I'm going to.
谁啊 Who is that?
- 发生什么了 - 我不知道 议员先生 - What's going on? - I'm not sure, Congressman.
那是谁 Who is that?
议员先生 我所知道的就是 上一次来乘直升飞机来这里的… All I know, Senator, is that the last time someone arrived by helicopter
是埃尔顿·约翰 埃尔顿·约翰先生 it was Elton John. Sir Elton John.
哇 Wow
欢迎光临 Hello. Welcome!
- 谢谢 - 欢迎光临 - Thank you. - Welcoming.
- 你来这里是疗养的么 - 可以这么说 - You are here for retreat of the health? - I guess you could say that.
你怎么样 How are you?
我很饿 还没有适应时差 感觉快要死了 Well I'm hung-over, I'm jet-lagged. I'm dying.
- 除了这些 都还不错 - 很好 很好 - Other than that, I'm fine, thank you. - Great, great.
你是从路易斯安那来的么 Oh, you are from Louisiana?
议员迪林斯现在也在那里 滑雪 Your Senator Dillings, he here now. Skiing.
- 议员迪林斯现在在那里滑雪 - 是啊 - Senator Dillings is here skiing? - Yes.
哦 难怪他周日没有来参加会议 Well, that explains why he didn't make it to our meeting on Sunday.
- 我将在接待台等你 - 好 - Please, I'll meet you at reception desk. - Okay.
我觉得我好像不太适合这里 And here I was thinking I might not fit in.
- 我是乔治娅·伯德 - 伯德夫人 - Excuse me. Georgia Byrd. - Madame Byrd?
欢迎来到帕普大酒店 Welcome to Grand hotel Pupp.
不要这样 你一直是这么欢迎人的么 Come on. Y'all really say it like that?
- 帕普 - 帕普 - Pupp. - Pupp.
不好意思伯德小姐 你的房间还没有准备好 I'm sorry, Miss Byrd, but your room is not ready yet.
我们以为你两个小时以后才会来 We weren't expecting you for two more hours.
我本来没打算乘直升飞机 Well, I wasn't expecting to take a helicopter.
但最近我的时间变得很宝贵 But my time is kind of precious lately now.
你现在没有空房么 Don't y'all have anything available now?
让我查查 I'll check it.
你有没有觉得那屋顶让你有哭的冲动啊 Don't that ceiling ever just make you want to cry?
我从来没有注意过 夫人 I've never noticed, madam.
只有总统套房 Only the presidential suite.
要三千多美金一晚 It's $3,000 a night.
差不多要四千美金了 About $4,000 a night.
看见我眨眼了么 Did you see me blink?
伯德夫人 欢迎光临 Madam Byrd, welcome.
你将发现这里的总统套房非常的舒适 I know that you will find our presidential suite most comfortable.
- 克拉根先生 能不能帮我签个名 - 好 - Mr. Kragen, would you sign my book? - Yes.
- 马修·克拉根 - 你认识克拉根先生 - Matthew Kragen. - You know Mr. Kragen?
我们很荣幸他每年的这个时候都会来我们这里 We are so honored that he comes to our hotel every year at this time.
- 你在玩我吧 - 什么 - You playing with me, right? - Pardon me?
- 不是你 是他 - 不好意思 - Oh, not you, Him. - Excuse me.
拼写得对么 Is the spelling okay?
你看起来年轻 性感 富有 You get yourself young, hip and rich, okay?
- 谢谢 - 克拉根先生 - Thank you. - Mr. Kragen, sir.
- 我希望一切顺利 - 非常地顺利 非常 阿图罗 - I hope everything's okay. - Wonderful, Arturo, wonderful.
- 那么克拉根先生这次会加入我们么 - 这次不了 阿图罗 - And will Mrs. Kragen be joining us? - Well, not this trip, Arturo.
我这次来是有重要的生意 This is strictly business.
即使是有再小的事情 只要我们能为你提供服务请告诉我 As always, if there's anything, even the slightest thing, you will tell me.
呵呵 我不会 但她会的 Well, I won't, but she will.
如果有什么需要 我会告诉你的 If I need you, I'll call you.
很好 Excellent.
你能相信吗 Can you believe that?
别管他 现在 听者 再仔细检查一下所有的所有的事情 Don't worry about it. Now, listen, just double-check everything
要盯住每个国会议员和参议员 and I want to keep tabs on the Congressman and the Senator.
他们的闲谈 一举一动 这笔生日无论如何都要成功 Schmooze, impress, whatever it takes. This deal's got to happen.
伯德女士 费利普将带你去你的套房 Madam Byrd. Felipe will show you to your suite.
好的 Okay.
马修 伯恩斯女士 Matthew, Miss Burns.
参议员又去滑雪了 第八十三次了 我们去喝点什么吧 The Senator's gone skiing for the 83rd time. Let's go have a drink.
上楼去 换一套性感的衣服下来 Get upstairs and put some silk on.
议员 Congressman!
告诉你写让你觉得安慰的事 他第四季度的销售糟透了 If it's any consolation, he's gonna have a shitty fourth quarter.
那个人是谁 Who is that?
哦 伯德小姐 非常富有 从路易斯安娜来的 Oh, Mademoiselle Byrd. Very rich. From Louisiana.
她和迪林斯议员本来有一个… She and Senator Dillings were supposed to have
非常重要的会议 a very important meeting together.
等一下 这是给你的小费 Hang on, let me give you a little something for your troubles.
我还没弄这里的规矩是给多少 I haven't quite figured out this money yet.
我是不是给的小费太多了 Did I just give you a ridiculously large tip?
没有 女士 No, madam.
现在 这些就够了 Now, more reasonable.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye-bye. - Bye!
我生活在什么样的世界呀 What world was I living in?
把我打扮得时尚些 Make me international.
我们来试试 We could try.
把我的钱拿过来 Give me my money.
哈哈 我不能穿这个 I can't wear this.
哦 对 就这样 Oh, yeah, there we go. Like that.
我穿成这样还会有人再叫我太太么 You think anybody'd call me ma'am in this outfit?
- 不会 - 绝对不会 - No. - Definitely not.
- 一个人 谢谢 - 是的 小姐 - Table for one, please. - Yes, mademoiselle.
请 Please.
我能帮你拿你你的羊绒披风么 May I take your pashmina?
哦 你是说这个东西么 Oh, is that what this thing is?
当然 Sure.
你好 小妞 Hello, sister.
那是谁阿 Who the hell is she?
- 小姐 - 谢谢 - Mademoiselle - Thank you.
迪迪埃主厨 NChef Didier.
她的名字是乔治娅·伯德 Her name is Georgia Byrd.
她很富有 并且是迪林斯议员在路易斯安娜的老朋友 She's loaded and she's an old crony of Dillings from Louisiana.
哦… I...
对不起 I'm sorry.
没关系 没关系 No. It's okay, it's okay.
水 不要加冰 Water. Flat. No ice.
- 请给每人一杯 - 好的 - Please, serve everyone. - Of course.
马修 我们能有机会见到迪迪埃主厨么 Matthew, what are the chances of our meeting Chef Didier?
玛格丽特收藏了他的好几本书 她是个迪迪埃迷 Margaret here's got a couple of his books. She's a big fan.
真的么 阿图罗 Is that right? Arturo!
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
请让迪迪埃过来和大家问好 Make sure Didier comes and says hello to the table.
并且把那个服务员炒了 And fire that guy.
我们的特色菜有豆焖肉 For the specialties de maison, we have the cassoulet.
我们有蘑菇意大利饭加罗纳酒 We have risotto Barolo with truffles.
胭脂橘白酒 The rouget citrus beurre blanc with capers.
烤奶油鹌鹑 Roast quail with brioche stuffing.
熟焖羊腿和血色甜橙汁 And a braised lamb shank with blood orange relish.
血色甜橙汁 Blood orange relish.
这听起来太棒了 Now, that all sounds so good.
明天还是这些特色菜么 Will he have the same specials tomorrow night?
不 迪迪埃主厨从来不做同样的菜单两次 No. Chef Didier never creates the same menu twice.
那么 我才我今晚应该把这些菜都尝尝 Well, I guess I better try them all tonight then.
全都要 Tout? All?
是的 亲爱的 全部 Tout, baby! Tout de suite.
我觉得如果他不看菜谱的话能做意大利饭么 Do you think he would do a risotto without the dairy?
我想点一份不放马铃薯的柑橘餐 I think I'm going to have the rouget citrus without the potatoes
和不放奶油的白酒 and the blanc without the beurre.
克拉根的菜单 主厨 Kragen's order, chef.
不要黄油 不要奶油 不要小麦 不要牛奶 不要脂肪 No butter, no cream, no wheat, no dairy, no fat!
干脆他们就什么都别吃了 Merde! Why do they bother to eat?
下次把这个粘到我脖子上 Next time, stick this in my neck!
这桌几个人 How many people are at this table?
一个人 One person.
一个人 这个人上谁 One person? Who is this person?
我不知道 I don't know.
并且对这些菜没要求任何替换 And no substitutions?
我很喜欢这个女人 I like this woman.
是女人吧 It is a woman?
好了 听好 Ordering quail,
鹌鹑 羊肉 lamb, risotto,
龙虾 烩牛肉 腓鲤 lobster, goulash, rouget
豆焖肉 and casserole.
我将亲自做这道菜 I will do it myself.
她竟然要吃这么多东西 She has got them eating right out of her hand.
她一点都不在意她的胆固醇么 Well, she's sure not watching her cholesterol.
我希望我也能像她一样不需要在意 I wish I could command attention like that.
那是羊肉么 Is that the lamb?
- 小姐 - 哦 看哪 - Mademoiselle. - Oh, look at that!
看起来真棒 每一样看起来都这么棒 Looks so good! Everything looks so good.
完美的开胃菜 Bon appétit.
阿门 Amen.
我想明天午餐的时候我们能让鲍勃动作快一点 I was thinking maybe we could get Bob up to speed tomorrow at lunchtime.
是的 马修 我想要谅解更多关于这次合并的事情 Yes, Matthew. I'd like to know more about this merger.
他来了 Here he is!
你觉得这些菜怎么样 女士 How do you find everything, mademoiselle?
- 阿图罗 - 是的 先生 - Arturo. - Yes, sir.
我像他应该会过来 I think he'll be by.
我保证他马上就过来了 I'm sure he'll be right over, sir.
- 我将要去山顶滑雪 - 好的 玛格丽特要和我们一起去么 - I'll be up there, on top of the mountain. - Okay. Will Margaret join us?
因为我们需要谈一些生意上的事情 Because we do need to talk some business.
好的 什么时候 Okay, what time?
这要看克拉根的行程安排 Depends on Kragen's schedule.
你知道 在我的老家… You know, where I come from,
我们做安杜尔布丁烤鹌鹑 we do a barbecue quail with an andouille pudding.
我猜你一定会觉得非常好吃 I think you would just love it.
也许我有点疯狂… And, you know, call me crazy
我尝到的这个是猪肚子炸出的油么 but am I tasting rendered lards of pork belly here?
什么 Oui?
猪肚子 Pork belly?
非常敏感的味觉 Very sensitive palate.
一半青黄有一半猪肥油 Half clarified butter and half pork fat.
- 我就知道 - 但是请你别说出去 - I knew it. - No? But you keep it to yourself.
你知道很多人害怕吃猪的肥肉 You know how some people are about pork's fat.
是的 Yeah.
他们不喜欢猪肉… They don't like the pork...
迪迪埃主厨 你疯了 Chef Didier, you're crazy!
马修 你应该谁都认识 她是谁 Matthew, you seem to know everybody. Who is she?
我也正打算问参议员同样的问题呢 I was gonna ask the Senator the same question.
- 我不认识她 - 真的 你确定不认识她 - I don't know her. - Really? You sure about that?
你应该知道 我不认识任何黑人的 Well, for your information, I don't know everyone who's black.
但是 显然她知道你来自新奥尔良 Well, apparently she knows you from New Orleans?
真的么 也许是在去年的各类创业家见面会中见过我 Really? Maybe it was last year's Entrepreneurs of Diversity.
不管她是谁 我都很羡慕她能够一次点十盘菜… Well, whoever she is, I'd sure like to have her ordering 10 plates
一盘有一万美金捐助 at a $10,000-a-plate fundraiser.
为什么 鲍伯 难道我没有捐献足够的钱么 Why, Bob? Haven't I've been contributing enough?
不马修 我不是那个意思 No, Matthew, I didn't mean it that way.
我很感激你一直那么大方 You've been very generous and it's much appreciated.
古普塔医生 Dr. Gupta.
先生 如果你有什么医学上的问题的话 我还有… Sir, if this is a medical question, I'm still on my break
两分三十秒的休息 才会解答你 for two and a half more minutes.
事实上 不好意思 这个问题不是关于我的 Well, actually, excuse me, it's not about me.
是关于乔治娅·伯德 你还记得那个撞到头的女士么 It's about Georgia Byrd. Remember the lady who hit her head?
你以为我为什么一定要休息啊 Sir, why do you think I'm so desperately trying to relax?
她最近举止奇异 Well, she's been acting really strange lately.
她辞了职 没有再见过她 She up and quit her job. Nobody's seen her.
我想知道你是不是说了什么让她不安的事情 And I was wondering if you had said anything that might have upset her?
- 或者你知道什么… - 对不起 - Or if you know something... - I'm sorry.
我不能透露病人的隐私 非常抱歉… Patient privacy prevents me from commenting, I'm very sorry...
- 你必须告诉我 - 好的 好的 - You're gonna tell me! - Okay, okay.
- 先生 - 告诉我 - Sir? - Tell me!
乔治娅·伯德快要死了 Georgia Byrd is going to die.
- 什么 - 我很抱歉 - What? - I'm very sorry.
- 什么 - 我很抱歉 先生 - What? - I'm very sorry, sir.
不 不可能那样 No, this can't be.
我休息时间结束了 我们可以来谈论这件事情了 My break is over. We can talk about it.
快 放我下来 Come, put me down.
那真好 That's nice.
我是充满好意的这么做的 I do it with love.
好吧 Okay.
所有的消极 后悔都离开吧 And the gonging, flushing negative energy.
等等 我要上厕所 Wait. I gotta use the bathroom.
他们说这里的水有治病的魔力 They say these waters have curative powers
能让你长命百岁 let you live to be 100.
是啊 我希望它们快起作用 Yeah, well, I hope they work fast.
参议员克拉伦斯·迪林斯 Clarence Dillings. Senator Clarence Dillings.
- 我知道你是谁 - 这么说我们认识 - I know who you are. - Oh, so, we have met.
各类创业家聚会 Entrepreneurs of Diversity?
- 不 我恐怕不是 - 华盛顿 - No, afraid not. - Washington?
他们的确认识对方 They do know each other.
恩 Well.
教堂 Church?
- 但我上周日没有去教堂 - 对 - But I didn't go to church last Sunday. - That's right.
你让很多教徒很失望啊 参议员 You know, you left a whole lot of church folk disappointed, Senator.
他们投过你票的 People who voted for you.
我希望你能传达我最诚挚的歉意 I hope you'll communicate my sincerest regrets.
我不需要你的道歉 I don't wanna have nothing to do with your regrets.
我自己有能力 I got my hands full of my own.
我有种感觉 那女人是个麻烦 I got a gut feeling about that woman. She's trouble.
你要知道马修 是谁说过 You know, Matthew, who was it who said,
灾难让我更加强壮 "Adversity is the stone on which I sharpen my blade"?
我 Me.
对不起 Excuse me.
你是伯德小姐 我们还没有相互介绍呢 Ms. Byrd, is it? We've not been introduced.
- 我的名字是… - 我没必要知道 - My name... - There's no need.
所有人都知道马修·克拉根 Everybody knows Matthew Kragen.
那个宣扬 满足就是永远不满足的人 The man for whom "enough is never enough."
她是谁 I mean, who is she?
我怎么知道她是不是 How do I know she's not part of some
顾客监督人员或者其他什么人 consumer watchdog group or something?
又没有法律规定平常人 Well, it's not like there's some law
不准和议员或者参议员呆在同一家旅馆 against being at the same hotel with a congressman and a senator.
事实上 有 如果他们用我的飞机用我的钱 Actually, there is, if they're on my plane and my dime.
好了 顾客监督人员不可能呆在四千美金一晚的套房的 Well, watchdogs don't stay in $4,000-a-night hotel suites, okay?
所以我们还是先忘记 So, how about you and I just forget all about
打造零售业帝国的事 retail empire building
而先洗个澡呢 and let's just take a little bath? Yeah?
好吧 我洗个澡 I'll take a bath, all right.
如果这些合并的事进行的不顺利的话 这澡就花了我五百美金啊 A $500-million bath if these mergers don't go through.
你只要张大眼睛记着我们来这里的目的就好 You just keep your eyes open and remember why we're here.
你还好么 伯德小姐 Are you all right, Madam Byrd?
哦 我只是…只是爱死这些被子了 Yeah. I just... I just love these sheets.
我爱死它们了 恨不得带它们到周围的街区去展示一下 I love them. I was just taking them for a little ride around the block.
我是克拉伦斯 你的贴身服务员 I am Gunther. Floor valet.
哦 原来是你 帮我整理衣服的 Oh, that was you that put my clothes away.
- 是的 - 好吧 - Yeah. - Okay.
克拉伦斯小姐 你平时怎么消遣的 Well, Miss Gunther, what do you do for fun around here?
我平时怎么消遣的 夫人 What do I do for fun, madam?
当客人离开大厅的时候我给他们擦亮鞋子 I shine the guests' shoes when they leave them out in the hall.
就这样 If that will be all.
不 不光这样 克拉伦斯小姐 No, actually, that won't, Miss Gunther.
我想参加这些滑雪课程 I'm gonna be wanting to have one of these snowboarding lessons.
- 很好 还有其他的要求么 - 当然了 - Very good. Will that be all? - No, no.
当然有了 No, it won't.
我想要更多的水疗的服务 就像 I want some more of these spa services. Like maybe...
就像这个海藻浮力面膜和这个反射按摩 Maybe this algae flotation wrap and the reflexology massage.
不需要抗衰老疗程么 No anti-aging treatment?
- 不 我完全不担心年龄问题 - 那就这些了啊 - No, I ain't worried about aging. - So, that will be all?
哦 这个灌溉治疗 Yes! The colon irrigation treatment.
是我给你的礼物 也算是让我们成为朋友的一种信号吧 That's my gift to you. Sort of like a "let's be friends" gesture.
现在当你做这个疗程的时候就会想到我了 Now, you think of me when you're having it!
哦 Oh.
我做梦都想这样啊 I've been waiting my whole life to do something like this.
- 好了 我们出发 - 好 - All right then, let's go. - Okay.
- 向前探身 - 向前探身 - Just lean forward. Lean forward. - Lean forward.
左腿 对 出发 Left leg, that's it. And go!
出发 就这样 走 你做的很好 向前探身 保持平衡 Go, that's it. Just go! Yeah! You got it, lean forward! Balance!
对 就这样 向前 Yeah! That's it. Lean...
你还好吧 Are you all right?
来 Let's go.
- 我们来转身 - 哦 - Let's turn. - Oh, man.
- 你有没有感到节奏啊 - 感觉到了 - You feel the rhythm? - I feel the rhythm.
- 跟着感觉走 - 很好 - Yeah. Feel the rhythm. - That's good.
- 就这样 明白了 - 我想我掌握到了诀窍 - That's it. Right. You got it? - I think I got it.
那么就出发吧 记住身体向前倾 记住身体向前倾 So, go! Just lean forward. Lean forward and go!
身体向前倾 身体向前倾 身体向前倾 Lean forward. Lean forward. Lean forward.
- 身体向前倾 - 就这样 很好 很好 - Lean forward. - Yeah, that's it, that's great.
- 天啊 太棒了 - 很好 哦 不不 - Oh, Lord. - That's great. No, no, no.
慢点 慢一些 不 慢点 Slow down. Slow down a bit. No. Slow down!
转向另一边 慢 慢些 Turn the board sideways! Slow, slow down!
停下来 Stop!
当心 不要挡着我 当心 Scusi! Watch out! Get out of my way! Watch it!
什么 What?
这里很陡峭 马修 It's steep here, Matthew.
马修 这是一条很难滑的雪道啊 Hey, Matthew, this is a Black Diamond run.
是啊 你滑得不错那 Yeah, you're looking good.
- 看她滑得 - 马修 - Look at her go! - Matthew?
马修 Matthew!
- 玩的很开心啊 - 不全是 - Enjoying yourself? - Not really.
请不要这样做 Please, don't do that.
你难道不相信有转身这种事么 I guess you don't believe in turning?
我相信 但我不知道怎么做 I believe in it, I just don't know how to do...
抱住我 请抱住我 Oh, hold me, hold me! Please!
- 离开我的滑雪橇 - 好的好的 我知道怎么做了 - Please get off of my skis! - Okay, I think I've got it.
让我走 Let me go.
对不起 我很好 很好 Sorry. I'm okay! I'm okay!
真该死 Damn you!
还没有人能让我摔个嘴啃泥 TMD Nobody makes me do a face-plant! Damn it!
注意你的用词 Watch your mouth!
你到底在做什么 想谋杀我么 What the hell are you doing? You trying to kill me?
当心 Watch out!
快离开这里 Get over here, you!
他们应该不让你进山的 你应该… They should get you off this mountain! You figure...
你…你这样滑雪… You... You ski like that,
你会坐两年牢的 you're gonna be in court for the next two years!
对我来说无所谓 宝贝 That's fine with me, baby.
天啊 Oh, my God.
现在我们打算离开你… And we are going to leave you now
- 好好休息沉思一下 - 谢谢 - to relax and meditate. - Thank you.
为什么 上帝 Why, Lord?
我不想死 I don't want to die.
我想活下去 I want to live.
你想对我做什么啊 What are you trying to do to me, huh?
你脖子需要好好按摩一下 You have big knot in neck.
是你工作的时候姿势不好而造成的 You do something at work where you hold head in strange position.
你居然说我… Excuse me? Are you suggesting that I...
也许是你经常拿脖子夹着电话 Too much holding phone on neck, maybe.
你给我闭嘴的好 You know what? Why don't you just shut up
然后乖乖做你该做的 and do what you're supposed to do, okay?
你不过是个按摩师 不是我的生活教练 You're a masseuse, not a life coach!
对不起 Excuse me.
你好 喂 Hey. Hey!
我不喜欢你和这位女士说话的方式 I don't like the way you're talking to that woman.
我很抱歉打搅了你 伯德小姐 但是她弄痛了我 I'm sorry if I disturbed you, Ms. Byrd. She was hurting me, though.
我不管这么多 你不应该和工作人员这么说话 I don't care. You don't talk to working people that way.
这里的问题很明显 Now, it's plain to see what the problem is here.
你的颈部肌肉紧张师因为你老是和克拉根先生混在一起 You got tension in your neck 'cause you keep going down on Mr. Kragen.
但他结婚了 And he's a married man.
至少这位小姐在帮你 At least this poor lady is trying to work it out of you.
所以不要拿她来出气 Don't take it out on Brigitta.
谢谢 Thank you.
还有 好好享受按摩 Anyway, enjoy your massage.
- 非常感谢 - 再见 - Thank you very much. - Bye.
我和他搞在一起就那么明显么 Is it that obvious that I'm sleeping with him?
我知道了 I knew it.
在公司里 其他的女人甚至都不愿意和我说话 None of the other women at the company will even talk to me.
凭这点我就知道了 I'm marked by this.
以前都没有人和我这么说过 And there's no one in my life who I can talk to about it.
如果我一直都那么在意人们怎么看我 我就不要睡了 Well, I wouldn't lose too much sleep over what other people think.
姑娘 我们可是在做冥想啊 Now, come on, girl, we're supposed to be meditating.
我在公司呆了六年 I've been at the company six years.
你知道么 我工作很努力的 I've worked really hard, you know?
但是你不知道 其实我很讨厌零售业的 Oh, you don't understand. I hate the retail business.
相信我 宝贝 我理解 Oh, believe me, baby, I understand.
我自己也在零售业做了十年 I worked in the retail business for 10 years myself.
我知道所有的事 Look, I know this whole story.
我妹妹也在和一个已婚的男人约会 My sister was seeing a married man.
马修会和他老婆离婚的 Matthew's gonna leave his wife.
对她来说可能很痛苦 但是他就是要离开她 It's a bad time for her right now, but he is gonna leave his wife.
孩子 我知道你有这样的幻想 Baby, come on, now. I know you're holding out some hope
可事实是 他们虽然不是坏人 但是他们是很贪婪的人 but come on, they're never bad people, they're greedy people.
他们要这要那的 They want a little bit of this, little bit of that, little bit of that...
他们不会离开他们的老婆 They ain't leaving their wives.
是你需要离开他 Yeah, you just need to leave him.
事情不是那么简单 如果我离开他了 那我就丢了工作 It's not that easy. If I leave him, I'll have to quit my job.
那我做什么好呢 我都没有上完学 What am I going to do? I didn't finish school.
那么就继续去读书啊 Well, then you go back to school.
就这样 我们就解决了啊 There now, we solved it.
还是让我们来解决一点严肃的事情 比如世界粮食短缺 Let's tackle something heavy, like world hunger.
你至少发现她在什么吧 Well, did you at least find out what she's doing here?
她仅仅在享受生活 不像我们 She's just here enjoying herself. Unlike us.
我怎么能享受生活啊 How can I enjoy myself?
迪林斯突然告诉我他的委员会… Dillings is suddenly telling me that his committee
置疑我财产的来源 has problems with my acquisitions.
马修 那和乔治娅有什么关系那 Matthew, what does that have to do with Georgia?
乔治娅是么 应该你来告诉我吧 Oh, Georgia, is it now? Oh, well, why don't you tell me?
我不知道马修 她说她是零售业的 I don't know, Matthew. She said she worked in retail.
我有没有告诉过你 她曾经告诉我 Did I mention to you how she told me
你有个很差劲的第四销售区 you were gonna have a shitty fourth quarter?
她怎么可能会知道啊 How can she possibly know about our fourth quarter?
我自己都几乎不知道这件事情 I barely know about our fourth quarter.
她或许是沃尔玛的经理主管 Well, maybe she's an executive for Wal-Mart.
竞争者不会乐意看见你 I mean, the competition wouldn't want to see you
扩大你的零售业帝国 不是么 triple the size of your retail empire, would they?
你知道么 就是这样 这样的 You know what? That's it. That's it!
她来这里是要挑拨我和那些家伙的关系 She's here to drive a wedge between me and those guys.
如果我得不到他们的支持 那我就死定了 If I don't have their support, my bill is dead on the floor.
那就是她要做的 我现在需要休息 是的 那才是我需要的 That's what's gonna happen, see? I need to relax, that's what I need to do.
天啊 我的血压啊 Oh, God, my blood pressure is...
你知道么 我要做些能让我放松的事情 You know what? I need to just do something to relax.
- 来这里… - 吃点降血压的药吧 马修 - Come here... - Take a cold plunge, Matthew.
什么 What?
乔治娅 Georgia?
你们见过乔治娅么 You guys seen Georgia?
有段时间没见她了 I ain't seen her in a while.
不 No.
你在干什么啊 把这个地方包起来 Hey, what are you doing, casing the place?
乔治娅在哪里 Where's Georgia?
哦 你是那个家伙 Hey, you're that guy.
你是那个有希望的男人 书里有你 You're the Possibilities man. The guy in the book.
什么 什么书 你在说什么 What? What book? What are you talking about?
- 乔治娅在哪里 - 等着 - Where's Georgia? - Hold on.
- 什么 - 等着 - What? - Hold on.
这个是我在她垃圾桶里找到的 Here, I found this in her garbage can.
这是从雇员月本上剪下来的 That's my employee of the month photo.
- 她说过什么么 - 没有 - Did she say anything about me? - No.
为什么 你喜欢她 对么 Why? You like her, right?
她有说她去哪里了么 Easy, killer. Did she say where she was going?
一个有温泉之类的地方 A place with healing waters or something.
这件事很重要 帮忙仔细想想好么 Look, it's really important that you remember, all right, little man?
也许是这里的某个地方 Maybe it's in here somewhere.
我知道她离开前和我说过 I know she told me before she left.
我想就是这个地方 好像是卡罗什么什么 就是这个名字 I think this is it. Calamari Vary, I think the name is.
- 卡洛维发利 - 对 卡洛维发利就是这里 - Karlovy Vary? - Yeah, Karlovy Vary, that's it!
- 晚上好 乔治娅 - 好 - Oh, good evening, Georgia. - Hi.
- 今天怎么样 - 很好 谢谢 - How are you this evening? - Good, thanks.
你过来和我们一起吧 Why don't you join us?
我们有足够的空间 不是么 马修 We got plenty of room at our table, don't we, Matthew?
- 是啊 - 请过来吧 - Sure, yeah, why not? - No, please. Please, come join us.
- 好了 来吧 就这样决定了 - 晚上好 伯德小姐 - Yes, come, it's decided. - Good evening, Ms. Byrd.
迪迪埃厨师已经为你预留了一个桌子 请跟我来 Chef Didier has reserved a special table for you. If you'd like to come with me.
多谢 对了 不如你们过来和我坐吧 Well, thank you, but why don't you join me?
我有个预定的座位了哦 It seems I have a special table.
- 多谢你邀请我们 - 多谢 谢谢 - Thanks so much for having us. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.
你看起来漂亮极了 You really look beautiful.
- 是啊 - 谢谢 - Yes, you do. - Thank you.
- 你确实是 - 谢谢 - You really do. - Thank you.
多加个位子 马修 Pull up a chair, Matthew.
很高兴你决定加入我们了 马修 Glad you decided to join us, Matthew.
你们能不能…多腾点地方给我 Could you maybe just... A little room.
这个… It...
好 多谢你了 迪迪埃厨师 Hi. Thank you so much, Chef Didier.
你是我喜欢的顾客么… No, you are my preferred guest
而且我为你准备了特别的晚餐 and I have prepared a special menu just for you tonight.
但是没有替代的材料 But I will make no substitutions.
不要担心 Don't worry.
你做什么我们吃什么 We will have your special menu exactly the way you make it.
不用换材料 No substitutions?
不用 No substitutions.
那很美味 That was delicious.
- 天啊 我都吃伤了 - 谢谢 - Oh, my goodness, I hurt myself. - Thank you.
乔治娅 伯恩斯女士告诉我你做零售业的 So, Georgia, Ms. Burns tells me you're in retail.
以前是 I was.
你做的很好么 Well, you've obviously done very well for yourself.
我不过是有一些优惠券而已 Actually, I just clipped a lot of coupons.
你所说的优惠券是基金吧 And when you say coupons, you obviously mean bonds?
不 我卖了我所有的基金 No. No, I sold all my bonds.
你卖了 You sold all of your bonds?
伯德女士 作为商业联合会的主席 Ms. Byrd, as Chairman of the Commerce Committee,
我一直对你这样聪明的人 I'm always interested in how savvy people such as yourself
如何运作市场是十分好奇的 operate the market.
你认为利息是会长还是… Did you think that rates were going up, or were you
对未来充满了希望 pessimistic about the future?
- 议员先生… - 鲍勃 请叫我 鲍勃 - Well, Congressman... - Bob, please. Bob.
鲍勃 我对未来是很绝望的 Well, Bob, I find that the future is too depressing to think about.
不要这样 乔治娅 Oh, come on, Georgia.
伯德小姐 你明天有什么计划 Miss Byrd, what are you doing tomorrow?
我很希望能继续… I would very much like to continue this...
打住 打住 Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
我计划好了明天我们将去摩斯 You see, tomorrow I've arranged for our group to go to Moser.
摩斯 那是什么地方 Moser? What's that?
摩斯 玻璃工厂 我们所有的人都去 这是个特殊的参观 Moser! Glass. Factory. All of us. Special tour.
那是我们明天要做的 That's what we're doing tomorrow.
鲍勃 我明天去蹦级 To answer your question, I'm going BASE-jumping, Bob.
真的 蹦级 你不是开玩笑吧 为什么 Really, BASE-jumping? You're kidding! Well, why?
我听说这个是个能让人彻底释放压力的活动 Well, I hear it's a completely liberating experience.
至少旅游手册里是这么说的 Well, at least that's what the brochure says.
太神奇了 Oh, that is amazing.
马修 为什么我们不一起过去看看 Oh, come on, Matthew, why don't we all go along and watch?
听起来很有意思 我们就这么做 It sounds like fun! Let's do that.
这个注意真好 比参观玻璃工厂要好很多 That is a great idea. Better than some glass factory.
好吧好吧 但是我不准备过去 Fine, fine, fine. But I'm not going there to watch.
这是一个水坝 所以不是一个垂直的降落 So, because it's a dam and not a straight jump...
是的 Yes.
如果你姿势不正确 你会遇到气流 ...when you don't do it right, you will catch the current
然后会把你刮到大坝的另一边 and it will slam you in the side of the dam.
我们不希望发生那样的事 So, we don't want that, okay?
- 准备好了么 - 是的 - So, are you ready? - Yes, I am.
- 跳吧 马修 - 跳吧 - Go get them, Matthew! - Come on!
天啊 Damn.
好吧 开始吧 Okay, now we're gonna do this.
我不知道人们为什么要这么做 I don't know what the hell makes people want to do something like this.
我是尽量避免极限运动 I try to avoid any plummeting sports.
马修是因为乔治娅做才做的 Matthew's only doing it because Georgia's doing it.
他是一个很喜欢竞争的人 He's the most competitive person in the world.
他遇到了乔治娅这样的对手了 He may have met his match in Georgia.
摄像机准备了 Camcorder!
鲍勃 鲍勃 照相机 你准备好照相机 Oh. Bob, Bob, the camera. You got the camera going?
- 我们开始了啊 - 好的 - We're rolling! Go ahead! - Okay!
哦 他要开始了 我们也开始吧 他要开始了 Oh, oh. He's gonna... There we go. He's going over the rail.
- 天啊 - 哇 - Oh, my God. - Oh, wow.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
天啊 快 Oh, come on.
好了 我们开始吧 All right, here we go.
好吧 看着 Okay. Look.
我已经告诉过你们了 I have told you before
为此我们失去了很多人 we have lost a couple of people doing this.
- 什么意思 有人为此而死 - 是的 - What, like people died? - Yeah.
- 亲爱的 - 谁先 - Sugar. - Which one first?
女士优先 Ladies first.
好吧 女士优先 Ladies first. Okay.
准备好了没 Ready?
- 三… - 等等 - Three... - Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 好了 - 三 二 一 走 - Okay. All right. - Three, two, one, go!
完美啊 Perfect.
天啊 Whoa, baby!
好了 Okay.
三 二 一 走 Three, two, one, go!
有问题么 Is there a problem?
是的 有问题 克劳斯 Yeah, I'd say there's a problem, Klaus.
我对蹦级略知一二 I know a thing or two about BASE-jumping.
降落伞是应该连着绳索的 如果没有连好的话 I know that the canopy is supposed to be connected to the rigging and it's not.
会因此而死的 难怪你们这里会有人死 And that's how people get killed. No wonder you've lost a few people.
我来了 看着 Here I come. Watch it now!
坚持住 Oh, hold it now!
我不能跳了 I can't jump!
降落伞是应该连着绳索 Canopy not connected to rigging!
- 准备上的失误 - 没关系 - Mechanical difficulties! - It's all right.
- 我不知道为什么会这样 - 没关系 - I don't know why this happens! - It's all right.
- 你要做什么 - 克劳斯 闭嘴 - What are you doing? - Klaus, just shut up!
天啊 Oh, man.
- 这太… - 让人失望了 - It's so... - Disappointing.
（捷克语）她跳了 克拉根没跳 She jumped. Kragen didn't.
（捷克语）他说是器械故障 He had mechanical difficulties.
（捷克语）洗衣房的人告诉我 The laundress told me
（捷克语）他尿裤子了 he wet his pants.
（法语）如果她能跳 If she can do it
（法语）我也可能跳 maybe I will try it one day.
真的 Really?
（捷克语）我说可能 I said maybe.
她是来这里的最让人惊异的人 She's the most amazing person who ever came to this hotel.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
她是个敢说敢做的人 She lives on the edge.
她敢说她想要什么 她敢做她想做的 She say what she wants. She does what she wants.
真正的存在主义者 True existentialist.
英雄崇拜 带来了慷慨的小费 Hero worship, bought with a kiss and an extravagant tip.
她是个骗子 我告诉过你们了 She's a fraud, I tell you.
看好别人不要偷吃泡菜才是你的职责 克拉伦斯小姐 Look what eating sauerkraut has done to your heart, Fr?ulein Gunther.
- 克拉根先生 - 你好么 - Mr. Kragen. - How are you?
很好 Good.
帮我个忙 乔治娅·伯德… Do me a favor. Georgia Byrd,
帮我查处她从哪里来 还有她是干什么的 just find out where she's from, what she does.
- 悄悄的 - 那当然克拉根先生 - Quietly. - Of course, Mr. Kragen.
多米尼克王子今晚过来 他坚持要吃我做的烤鹿肉 Prince Dominic comes tonight. He's insisted on my venison roast.
王子 真正的王子 A prince? A real prince?
他们在城里有个慈善晚宴 They have a charity dinner in town
在那里所有的人都很慷慨 where everybody gets to feel generous.
我告诉你 这些人都一个样 I tell you, these people are all alike.
你知道 我告诉你 他们都一样 Yes, you know, I tell you, they are all alike.
人们不是你想的那么坏的 Oh, people are not as bad as you think.
你错了乔治娅 他们就是那么坏 No, you're wrong, Georgia, you're wrong. They are.
就像那个在旅馆希望一直生活下去的克拉根 Like Kragen at the hotel who looks for life everlasting
每次都要多拿一大汤匙的橄榄油 in a tablespoon of extra-virgin olive oil, you know.
你知道的 You know,
你和我 我们知道生活的秘密 you and I, we know the secret of life.
哦 是什么啊 Well, what is that?
生活的奥妙就是黄油 The secret of life is butter.
黄油 不要告诉别人 Butter? Don't tell nobody.
- 黄油 - 就是黄油 - Butter, huh? - Butter, yes!
三箱小龙虾 Three cases of écrevisses.
记在旅馆的帐上 Hotel.
- 乔治娅 你在这里阿 - 我们还以为你结帐走了呢 - Georgia, there you are. - We were worried you checked out.
- 不 还没有 - 你和我们一起去斯摩克吧 - No, not quite yet. - Are you gonna join us for Smokey?
- 克拉根都已经准备好了 - 我不是很想参加 - Kragen's got it all arranged. - No, I don't think so.
吃了那么多高热量的食物头都有点昏了 I'm a little lightheaded from all that rich food.
来吧 乔治娅 来参加我们的赌博之旅吧 Come on, Georgia, you have to join us for some gambling.
但是我只是想… Look, I just think I want to...
看来你是大话说太多了 Yeah, well, you look exhausted from all the heroics.
现在只是想躲起来休息了吧 You probably just wanna take it easy.
来吧 乔治娅 没有你我们少了很多乐趣的 Oh, no, come on, Georgia. It won't be half as much fun without you.
我倒不知道这是一件有趣的事情呢 这是一项慈善义举 I don't know how much fun it's gonna be. It's a charity event.
那是美好的一晚 而且乔治娅会帮助我们增添乐趣 Oh, it'll be a great time and Georgia can help us liven up the evening.
- 会很有趣的 - 很有趣的 很有趣的 - It's gonna be great. - Great time. Great time.
美好的时间都过去了 Great time had by all.
- 好吧好吧 - 太好了 就这么定了 - Fine, fine. - Good, it's settled then.
你不能错过斯摩克 Smokey Robinson. You can't miss Smokey.
小睡一会吧 Just take a little nap.
如果你读到这封信 那说明我的病渐渐严重了 If you're reading this letter, my disease has run its course.
来信附上我葬礼的钱 Enclosed is some money for my burial.
我想被火化 I would like to be cremated
我的一身都没有什么自由 Spent my whole life in a box.
我不像死后也被关在一个小盒子里没有什么自由 I don't want to be buried in one
女士们先生们 我们遇到了气流… Ladies and gentlemen, because of turbulence
机长已经开启了“系好安全带”的警示灯 the captain has turned on the "fasten seat belt" sign.
对不起 Excuse me.
请大家回到各自座位坐好 Please return to your seats and remain seated
当灯开着的时候一直系着安全带 with your seat belt fastened while the sign is illuminated.
你很怕乘飞机么 Scared of flying?
- 我看起来像害怕的样子么 - 我以前也很害怕 - Do I look scared to you? - I used to be scared, too.
如果你给连环画涂涂颜色分散注意力就不会怕了 It helps if you color.
乔治娅 不管你在哪里下注 都算上我一份 Georgia, whatever you got, give me some.
你太抬举我了 Believe me, you don't want it.
请下注 Place your bets.
不知道下哪里好了 Don't know where to go.
我反正跟着你 I'm following you wherever you go.
那是个很盲目的下注阿 你有可能输光光阿 That's a lunatic bet. That's just a lunatic bet right there.
乔治娅 这是一大笔钱阿 Georgia, that's a lot of money.
我当然知道 I know, huh?
- 我们也来吧 黑色一直是你的幸运色 - 阿 - You always bet on black, baby. - Yeah?
- 好 - 好阿 我也来试试 - Yes. - All right. I'll give that a try.
- 不准下注了 - 马修 马修… - No more bets. - Matthew, Matthew,
你不和我们一起么 乔治娅今晚是我们这边的幸运女士呢 doing it your own way. Georgia's our Lady Luck tonight.
十七啊 Come on, 17.
- 我们赢了 - 赢了 - Here we go. - There it goes.
- 黑色的十七 - 好 - 17 black. - Yeah!
- 那边那家伙看到没啊 - 这次下哪里那 幸运女士 - That's the ball over there. - Where to next, lucky?
- 刚才我下的是几 - 十七 - What was that number I just played? - 17.
十七 听起来不错 Seventeen. Sounds good to me.
在同一个数字上下注两次是不是有点傻啊 Isn't it a bit reckless to bet on the same number twice?
所以这是赌博不是女红啊 I guess that's why they call it gambling and not crocheting.
对 赌博 Gambling it is.
- 今晚这里是你的福地啊 - 算我一个 - Well, the house is loving you guys. - I'm in.
- 我也下注 - 还有我 - Place your bets. - Me, too.
我来 我来 我猜红的 Here we go, here we go, here we go. Red.
不准下注了 No more bets.
- 来吧 让我们看看 - 十七 - Come on, show me something. - Come on, 17.
- 来吧 - 让我大赚一票 - Come on. - Big money, big money!
- 来吧 来吧 - 红的 红的 - Come on, come on, come on. - Red, come on.
黑色的十七 17 black!
- 天啊 - 哈 - What? - Yes!
上帝啊 Oh, my Lord!
给我一点小费吧 Give me a little kickback over here.
- 谢谢啊 - 哇 - Thank you. - Wow.
先生女士们 请下注吧 Mesdames et messieurs, place your bets.
下吧 下吧 这次你要下什么 Place it, place it. What are we doin' here?
还是十七 I'm going with 17.
乔治娅 不可能三次都是十七的 Georgia, you can't go there a third time.
第三次 A third time? Come on!
还是下这里比较有可能赢啊 Come over here and get some of this luck.
也许我应该换一下 Maybe I am pushing it a little bit.
我是十三号生的 I was born on the 13th.
十三 十三 我赌这次是十三 Thirteen, thirteen. Put this on the thirteen.
你确定 You sure about that?
而且也是在十三号 在十一岁的时候失去了妈妈 But then again, I lost my mama when I was 11.
好注意 下双倍的 双倍 Good idea. Double me up. Double me up.
十一 好 谢谢 十一 Eleven. Yeah. Thank you. Eleven.
- 我爱我妈妈 - 能帮我在十一上面下注么 - I love my mama. - Could you please just place the bet?
但是我妈妈是十七号生的 我在干什么啊 But my mama was born on the 17th. What am I doing?
- 哦 来吧 下注啊 - 反正我就是跟你你下注了 - Oh, come on, bet! - Wherever you're going, I'm following.
不准下注了 No more bets.
谢谢 Thank you.
开始吧 - Here we go! - Come on, come on.
- 来吧 来吧 - 来吧 来吧 - Come on, come on. - Come on, come on.
来吧 十七 十七 十七 Come on, please, 17. 17. 17.
黑色的十七 17 black.
天啊 What?
乔治娅 Georgia!
天啊 难道我现在运气突然好了 Great. Now you change my luck for the better?
我不和你玩了 You know what? I'm not playing with you no more.
- 帮我把筹码换成现金么 - 我也是 - Can I cash in my chips, please? - Yes, I'd like to cash in mine, as well.
还有我 谢谢 And me, too. Thank you.
有多少啊 Gosh, how much?
三百五十四万六千三百零五个筹码 That's 3,546,305 crowns.
啊 Wow
- 那将是多少钱啊 - 大概十万美金 - How much would you guess that is? - That's about $100,000.
啊 Wow!
不是经常旅行的人么 Not very well-traveled.
搞销售么 Sales associate?
我猜你的新朋友知道事实后会很震惊的 I wonder if your new friends would be so impressed if they knew the truth.
赌场收据
滑雪周刊
如果你看到这封信 说明我已因病去世了
随信奉上我的安葬费 我想被火化
我这辈子都住在盒子里 我不想死了也这样
噢 小姐… Oh, mademoiselle...
你今晚看上去太漂亮了 你让我们太吃惊了 You were incredible tonight. You amazed us all.
我自己也是 And myself, too.
我们在家乡的时候怎么就没有认识那 So, how is it the two of us never bumped into each other back home?
也许你不经常在那里的关系 Probably because you're not home that much anymore.
华盛顿是一个很难抗拒的地方那 Well, Washington is a hard place to resist.
当你来的时候你会发现的 Come visit me sometime. You'll see.
对不起 但是我恐怕很难变成 I'm sorry, but I just can't seem to get past
那个大大的“贱卖”的标志 that big flashing "for sale" sign on your forehead.
- 你在说什么 - 你知道我在说什么 - What are you talking about? - You know what I'm talking about.
你和克拉根在这里做什么那 What are you doing here with Kragen?
我的意思是你们两个相互勾结是为了什么 I mean, what exactly is it that you two do for each other?
我不过是帮他克服他在委员会遇到的麻烦 I'm helping him over some regulatory hurdles in committee, that's all.
好像你应该帮助自己的人民 Well, it seems like you should be helping some of your own people
克服困难啊 over some hurdles.
我的意思是现在在社区重建工程中 I mean, precious little's happened
你是不是应该来参加啊 with that Community Redevelopment Program of yours.
如果不是我当选 不然那个永远不会建起来的 And nothing ever will happen with that youth center unless I get re-elected.
然后我当选的前提 就是马修·克拉根慷慨的捐助啊 Having generous supporters like Matthew Kragen...
这是政治的真相 is a political reality.
那好吧 Yeah, well...
我很抱歉 但是… I'm sorry, but
我只对真实的真相感兴趣 I only have time for reality realities. Good night.
晚安 乔治娅 Good night, Georgia.
伯德小姐 我听说今晚你是娱乐场的焦点 Mademoiselle Byrd, I hear you were the highlight at the casino tonight.
- 我怎么不知道啊 - 不要再谦虚了 - I don't know about that. - But there's no need to be humble.
你是不是过得很愉快啊 Did you have a marvelous time?
你怎么突然对我这么友善了啊 Why're you being so nice to me?
我知道我是个婊子 至少别人是这么说我的 Yeah, I know. I'm a bitch. At least that's what people tell me.
哦 克拉伦斯小姐 Oh, Miss Gunther,
你不是的 你不过就是那些工作太努力的人 no, you're not. You're just like a lot of women who work too hard.
但是你一直是那么友善 And yet you are always so kind.
你是一个声明显赫而且雄心壮志的女士 You are a woman of distinction and courage.
是啊 我突然就是这样一个人了 Yeah, apparently I am, all of a sudden.
真希望我早点就这样 Wish it had happened a little sooner.
巩特尔小姐 Miss Gunther.
我希望你不是过来和我告别的 I hope you're not trying to make a pass at me
因为我承受不了呢 'cause I really can't handle that right now.
伯德小姐 请不要死 我看到了你的信 Please don't die, Miss Byrd. I read the note.
- 你翻了我的东西 - 是的 我所有人的东西 - You went through my stuff? - Oh, yeah, I go through everyone's stuff.
对不起 I apologize.
其实 我很高兴 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of relieved
有人看到了 to have somebody to share it with.
不要担心 我会在这里陪你到最后 Don't worry, I'll be with you here to the very end.
我也许不会死在这里呢 I don't know if I want to be here to the very end.
为什么你还有留在这里陪这些麻烦的人啊 Why are you here with these terrible people?
你应该和爱你的人一起度过 You should be with people you love.
是啊 我想过 Yeah, I've been thinking about that myself.
有那么一个人 One in particular.
也许是时候我应该回去找他了 It's time I go home and find him.
多谢老天 平安降落了 Thank you, God.
好大的雪啊 That's a lot of snow.
- 怎么了啊 - 是雪崩 - What's going on here? - It's an avalanche.
对不起 但是我们只好回去了 I'm sorry, but we'll have to go back.
我不敢相信啊 居然过年的时候被我遇到了这样的事 I can't believe this happened on New Year's Eve.
老天啊 你是不是要扼杀了我和他在一起的所有希望啊 You're just not gonna cut me any slack at all, are you?
你告诉我你什么也没有发现么 You're telling me there's nothing else?
- 我希望你能找出什么啊… - 我告诉你了 没有 - I wanted you to find out everything... - As I told you before, nothing.
- 没有 - 就一些很普通的事情 - Nothing? - Nothing out of the ordinary.
除了发现她是个圣人 Except that she is a saint.
- 从新奥尔良来的圣人哈 - 是的 - And from New Orleans. - Yes.
- 她的职业 - 你应该知道 她是你的职员 - And her occupation? - You should know. She works for you.
- 现在 - 等等 等等 - Now, please. - Wait, wait, wait.
- 她是我的员工 - 这是我唯一知道的 而且唯一能告诉你的 - She works for me? - That's all I know and all I'm telling.
还你的小费 Here's your tip back.
照这个进度来看 我们今晚要呆在这里了 At this rate, we're going to be here all night.
不 不 我们下山去 Oh, no, we are not. We are going back down the mountain.
我情愿和我老婆一起度过这个晚上 I prefer to spend the night with my wife.
你干什么去 Hey, what are you doing?
- 疯了啊 这很危险的 - 我知道 - Are you crazy? It's dangerous. - Yeah, I know.
但是我没有时间了 不用找了 But I don't have much time. Keep the change.
祝我好运 Wish me luck.
我讨厌下雪 I hate snow.
下雪真麻烦 Snow sucks.
炊具部的 你确定 Cookware? Are you sure?
我听说由于雪崩这里人手不足 I heard you were a little shorthanded because of this avalanche.
所以我来看看有什么帮的上忙的 I just thought I'd check to see if you needed any help.
当然我不想帮倒忙 But I don't want to get in your way or nothing.
哦 那是我的荣幸啊 No, no, no, it would be an honor, a privilege.
这是什么 What is this?
芜箐甘蓝 It's a turnip.
不 它们吃起来不像芜箐甘蓝 No, it's not. That can't be no turnip.
可怜的芜箐甘蓝 没有喜欢吃它们 The poor baby turnips. Nobody likes them, you know?
当然拉 Of course.
蘑菇好吃很多 Life is easy if you are a truffle or a shiitake mushroom.
但是人们应该喜欢吃芜箐甘蓝 But the turnip is to be loved
她和蔬菜中不一样 because she's a self-made woman of vegetables.
所以其他的菜在烹调的时候营养会损失 All the others you can only destroy with cooking.
但是芜箐甘蓝不会 But the turnip, she gets better.
所以 这不是如何开始的问题 So, you see, it's not how you start,
而是如何结束 but how you finish.
好香啊 That's gonna be good!
我第一眼看你的时候 The first time I saw you,
我很开心看到你对食物 I was so happy to see your appetite for food,
和生活充满了一种积极的态度 for life.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
巩特尔说的 Gunther.
还有其他人知道伐 Does anybody else know?
没有 No.
好吧 Okay.
那好 我们就不要说这件事了 好么 Well, good. Let's not say anything, all right?
让我们…开始烹调吧 Let's just... Let's just cook.
洋葱让我流泪了 The onions, they make me cry.
非常感谢大家 Thank you very much.
女士们 先生们 请允许我介绍 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present
帮我准备这场晚宴的女士 the woman who helped me prepare this feast.
她是从路易斯安那远道而来的 All the way from Louisiana,
乔治娅·伯德小姐 Ms. Georgia Byrd.
你很幸运 You have been very lucky.
你不可能得到你想要的一切 Well, you didn't get everything you wanted,
看是你可以… but you have...
下次我们来做些不一样的东西 Next time, we do things different.
更开心 We will laugh more, we'll love more.
我们去见识一下这个世界 We'll see the world.
不要再这么害怕了 We just won't be so afraid.
新年快乐 Happy New Year.
看看你 Look at you.
看 这些肿瘤 乔治娅·伯德 纳西姆先生和我的 Now, see, look at these tumors. Georgia Byrd, Mr. Smith, and mine.
事实上不可能 Now there's no way, even if we all had it,
我们都在同一个位置上都有同样大小的肿瘤 that they would be exactly in the same place.
所以我认为 这是机器的问题 So, I said to myself, "Rabindranath, it has to be the machine."
天啊 Oh, my God.
谢谢 我知道了 Thanks. I'll see you.
对不起 年轻人 你住在这里么 Excuse me, young man, do you live here?
是啊 我住在隔壁 Yeah, I live right here.
- 告诉我你认识乔治娅·伯德 - 是啊 我认识乔治娅 - Please tell me you know Georgia Byrd. - Yeah, I know Georgia.
谢谢 Thank you.
今晚 我将给一个让我们着迷的女士 Tonight I'd like to make a toast
祝酒 to a woman whose presence has captivated us.
乔治娅·伯德 To Georgia Byrd.
听听 Well, hear, hear.
为乔治娅 To Georgia.
这个让人着迷的女士到底是谁啊 Now, who is this fascinating woman?
这是一个最近一直困扰我们的问题 It's the question we've been asking ourselves all week.
她是不是我们竞争对手派来的呢 Is she a representative from a competing boardroom?
还是我们从我们来的国家的一个经纪人 Is she a power broker from the corridors of our nation's capital?
或者她是一个傲慢但成功的企业家 Is she a brash and successful entrepreneur?
但是我今晚发现的事情会让你们大吃一惊 The truth, which I discovered tonight, will amuse you.
乔治娅·伯德不过是一个从我在新奥尔良商店里 You see, Georgia Byrd is a sales clerk
来的一个销售员 in my New Orleans store.
在厨具部门的 In the cookware department, no less.
薪水么 一年才两万九千美金 Salary? $29,000 a year.
干杯 乔治娅 Cheers, Georgia.
- 什么 - 不可能 - What? - No.
或许回去以后我们会说 Or as we might say back home,
克拉根商店的顾客请注意了 三号走廊有个冒名顶替的人 "Attention Kragen shoppers, impostor, aisle three."
乔治娅他说的是真的么 Oh, come on. Georgia, is this true?
克拉根先生说得都对 Mr. Kragen is right about me.
我不过是他商店里的一个小雇员 I'm just a sales associate in one of his stores.
几个星期以前我还是那里最好的一个雇员 One of the best. Or I was up until a couple of weeks ago.
- 当… - 你不需要跟他们解释 - That's when... - You owe these people no explanation.
不 她要讲清楚 No, excuse me. I think she does.
她有很多要说的 关于她这几个礼拜以来的举止行为 She's had plenty to say about our behavior all week
而我们认同她的唯一理由 and the only reason we took it was
就是我们以为她是某个大人物 because we thought she was somebody.
对不起 Well, I'm sorry.
我并不是有意要给你们造成这种印象的 I didn't come here to give anybody the wrong impression about me.
我来这里不过是想花光我所有的钱 I just came here to blow every last cent of my money.
因为… You see,
我就快死了 I'm gonna die.
- 乔治娅 不要 - 没关系的 - Georgia, please. - Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
没关系的 It's all right.
当我发现自己只有三个礼拜的时候 Yeah, see, I had that same reaction when I found out
我和你们的反应一样 I only had three weeks to live.
所以我就没有告诉各位 I mean, I tried to keep it to myself for exactly this reason.
免得你们伤心 It's a party-killer, ain't it?
不管怎么样 我来到了这里 But I did land on that mountaintop.
而且我还上了滑雪杂志的封面 And I ended up on the cover of a ski magazine.
别为我难过 宝贝儿 Don't feel sorry for me, baby.
我从来都不敢想象 Never in my life did I think
自己会在这么美丽的地方度过余生 I would end up in such a beautiful place
而且做了那么多以前不敢做的事情 doing so many incredible things.
所以… So,
我很抱歉 如果我 I'm sorry if I was
实话实说也许伤害了你们 maybe a little too honest with you.
但是我浪费了太多的时间不敢说想说的 But I wasted too much of my life being quiet.
也许事因为害怕 I was afraid, I guess.
你们知道那种顾虑 You know how it is.
你低着头 不停地后退 You keep your head down and you hustle and hustle.
然后突然有一天你抬头看天 然后想 Then you look up one day and wonder,
“我怎么就到这地步了” 怎么会呢 "How did I even get here?" Huh, bro?
其实生活中很多我们担心的事情根本就不值得我们担心 See, some of the things we care about a lot are pretty worthless.
所以 So,
我希望我没有破坏你们晚餐的心情 I hope I haven't spoiled your evening.
还有 And
忠心地祝福你们 it's truly been my pleasure.
新年快乐 Happy New Year.
- 新年快乐 乔治娅 - 谢谢 - Happy New Year, Georgia. - Thank you.
混蛋 Asshole.
真是个合适地评价啊 亲爱地 That's a very appropriate sentiment, darling.
我再说一次 新年快乐 马修 I second that. Happy New Year, Matthew.
你们去哪里 Where are you going?
首先 我要去找到乔治娅 Well, first I'm gonna find Georgia.
然后我要回去读书 And then I'm gonna go back to school
拿到我的商务学位 and I'm going to get my business degree.
然后有一天 当呢老婆终于决定和你离婚 And then one day, when your wife finally decides to divorce you
而且拿走了你一半的财产的时候 and takes half of everything you have,
我将非常乐意帮她结算出有多少是她应该得的 I'll only be too happy to help her figure out exactly how much that should be.
玛丽 你在干什么 Marie, what are you doing?
那天花板有没有让你有想哭的冲动啊 Has that ceiling ever made you want to cry?
什么天花板 回去工作了 What ceiling? Get back to work.
- 好 - 你好 - Hey. - Hey.
乔治娅 我只是想过来道歉 Georgia, I just wanted to say how sorry I am that...
没事的 宝贝 我了解你 Girl, it's okay. I know you are.
我和马修分手了 我现在要去机场 I left Matthew. I'm going to the airport now.
我不清楚他们有没有把去机场的路给扫干净了 Oh, well, I don't know if they've cleared the road yet to the airport.
- 什么意思 - 雪崩 路都堵住了 - What do you mean? - The avalanche and stuff.
伯德小姐 出事了 Ms. Byrd, something terrible has happened.
马修·克拉根跳楼了么 Matthew Kragen's jumped out a window?
很遗憾 现在还没有 他活的好好的 Pity, but not yet. He's still on the ledge.
- 什么 - 快来 - What? - Come on.
让我穿上夹克 I'll get my jacket.
怎么了 等等 What's going... Wait a minute.
天啊 那是克拉根 Who? Hey, that's Kragen!
- 他到底在干什么 - 他接受不了这次的失败 - What the hell is he doing? - He does not take rejection well.
马修 Matthew!
马修 你在干什么啊 Matthew, what are you doing?
- 你在干什么 - 沉思 - What you doing? - Thinking.
- 关于什么呢 - 如何能不摔下去 - About what? - Not falling.
- 哦 天啊 她在那里做什么 - 天啊 - Oh, no. What's she doing out there? - Oh, my goodness.
疯了 This is crazy.
你不用对我这么好 我知道我是个混蛋 You don't have to be nice to me. I know I'm a jerk.
我怎么不知道你是个混蛋 You don't think I know I'm a jerk?
但难道这是混蛋喜出没的地方么 Oh, so, this is where jerks come to hang out?
下面已经开始有人聚集起来看热闹了 You're starting to get a little crowd down there.
新年快乐 Happy New Year!
- 向他们挥挥手 - 新年快乐 - Wave to the people. - Happy New Year!
真不敢相信 I can't believe this guy.
- 新年快乐 - 新年快乐 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!
- 他们希望我跳下去呢 - 不要现在开始取悦大家 - They'd like me to jump. - Well, don't start people-pleasing now.
马修 来这 Matthew. Come back in here.
你知道你不敢跳的 你都不敢从大坝上跳下去 You know you're not gonna jump. You couldn't even jump off the dam.
那是因为设备出问题了 Equipment failure.
- 所以你知道的… - 伯恩斯小姐 请让我来处理这件事情吧 - See? You know... - Miss Burns, let me handle this, please.
克拉根先生 你让我很生气 Mr. Kragen, you know what? You're really starting to piss me off.
- 给我 - 不 不 - Give me that. - No, no, no.
小心 Oh, heads up!
这里很高呢 Damn, that is a long drop.
听着 像你这么有钱又有时间的人 Look, a guy like you has all the money and time in the world
喜欢让所有的人和事都围绕着你转 to turn things around for himself, you know?
所以不要这么想了 要开始习惯接受事实 So, just stop whining and get with it.
接受什么 Get with what, exactly?
我不知道 我… I don't know. I mean, I don't have
没有写什么乔治娅·伯德的五大黄金定律 Georgia Byrd's five rules to how to be a better human being.
我所知道的就是 如果你想要别人关心你 All I know is, if you want somebody to care about you,
就不要玩弄他们 stop trying to buy and sell them all the time.
我有这么做么 Do I do that?
还有你要知道 And you know what?
不要老是拿你的照片做每个月的封面 Get your pasty face off the cover of your own magazine every month.
是啊 就是这张脸 Yep, that's the face right there.
每个月都看见 Every month!
我不敢相信手下居然有你这样的人 I can't believe I had somebody like you working for me all this time.
我又不是永远替你工作 Well, I wasn't gonna work for you forever.
我也有计划的 I had plans, you know.
哦 你打算做什么呢 Yeah? What were you gonna do?
对你来说不算什么大事 Well, nothing big by your standards.
但是我想开家自己的餐厅 But I was gonna open me up a little restaurant.
小咖啡馆类型的 Bistro style.
当然 还要结婚 组建一个家庭 And, of course, a husband and a family.
有男朋友了么 Do you have a boyfriend?
现在还不能这么称呼他 Well, I wouldn't call him that.
他也是你公司的 他叫肖恩 He works for your company, too. His name is Sean.
乔治娅 Georgia!
- 我开始出现幻觉了 - 什么 - It's starting to happen. - What?
我居然听见他在叫我呢 I mean, I can hear him calling my name right now.
事实上是有人在叫你 不是幻觉 Well, someone actually did call your name.
乔治娅 Georgia!
- 那是… - 肖恩 你怎么在这里啊 - Is that... - Sean, what are you doing here?
等着 我来了 Wait, I'm coming!
- 你是来见伯德小姐 - 是啊 你怎么知道的 - You are here to see Miss Byrd? - Yeah, how did you know?
猜的 Lucky guess.
你有明天来的顾客名单么 Do you have the arrivals list for tomorrow?
人都去哪里了啊 我在楼上都找不到人手 And where is everyone? I don't have any help upstairs.
伯德小姐 由于扫描仪故障 您被误诊了 您没有感染兰平顿病毒 拉宾德拉纳特·古普塔医生
哦 我会处理这件事情的 Yeah, I'll take care of this.
乔治娅 Georgia!
怎么… What the hell? I mean...
来吧 Careful.
有多少人坐在那里啊 How many people can get on that ledge?
那是谁啊 Who the hell is that?
肖恩 你来做什么 Sean, what you doing here?
当我发现你有兰平顿病毒的时候 Well, I found out, you know, about the Lampington's disease
我就辞职来这里了 and, well, I up and quit my job.
你为什么要这么做啊 Well, what would make you do something like that?
我觉得在那里做没有什么前途 I didn't feel like I had a future there.
而且 既然你都辞职了 Besides, after you quit
我就更没有理由在那里做下去了 I didn't feel like I had a reason to be there.
生命中有更重要的可能呢 It seemed like there should be more possibilities in life.
天啊 你居然看了我的可能事件本啊 Oh, no! You done up and read my Possibilities book.
什么是可能事件本啊 Well, what exactly is a Possibilities book?
乔治娅 我要和你谈谈 Georgia, I gotta talk to you.
好啊 说吧 Okay. Talk to me.
我不能在这种地方说啊 I can't do it now, here on a ledge!
来吧 说吧 就在这里 Come on now, you're gonna have to.
我事情做到一半 不能离开这里 I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
嗯 听着 我 Well, look, I...
乔治娅 我想了很多 Georgia, I had all kind of thoughts running through my mind.
我应该很早就告诉你了 我不知道自己是怎么想的 I should've told you this a long time ago. I don't know what I thought or...
我怎么想不重要 It doesn't even matter what I thought.
重要的是 我喜欢你 I have feelings for you.
乔治娅·伯德 我想你和在一起 Georgia Byrd, I want to be with you.
不管是这里的五分钟 还是将来的五十年 Whether if it's for five minutes here on this ledge, or 50 years.
- 我喜欢这家伙 - 我也是 - I like this guy. Good guy. - Me, too.
来吧 不要这样 Oh, come on, knock it off.
为什么当我快死的时候… Now, why you gonna send him all the way around here
你去把他送来我身边 when you know I gotta die?
- 你在和谁说话啊 - 上帝 - Who you talking to, baby? - God.
你好 Hello!
天啊 Oh, God.
- 看来我们是唯一留在下面的人了 - 我们也上去吧 - We're the only ones not up there. - We should join them.
古普塔医生送来的紧急传真乔治娅·伯德小姐 Urgent fax to Miss Georgia Byrd from Dr. R. Gupta!
你是被误诊的 是机器有问题 You were misdiagnosed due to a faulty dog scan.
你没被感染兰平顿病毒 你会活下来的 You don't have Lampington's disease. You're going to live!
- 我不会死了 - 不会的 - I'm not gonna die? - No!
- 我会活下去 - 是的 - I'm gonna live? - Yes!
我会活下去 我会活下去 我会活下去 I'm gonna live! I'm gonna live! I'm going to live, everybody!
你不会收回说过的话吧 I hope that doesn't mean you want to rethink that last statement.
那个关于五分钟 五十年 以及刚说的所有的话 About the five minutes or the 50 years, and all that.
不会 Oh, no.
五分钟 五十年 还是一百年 甚至是一万年 Five minutes, 50 years, 100 years, a million years,
只要我活着 my whole life!
恩 All right!
好啊 All right!
- 我们可以离开这里了么 - 好啊 - Can we get off this ledge now? - Yeah.
这里快把人冻成冰棍儿了 It's colder than a snowman's ass out here.
克拉根你刚刚说什么 什么准备好了 What do you say, Mr. Kragen? You ready?
- 你想的怎么样了啊 - 进去吧 - You had enough of this? - Yeah, go in inside.
- 我们应该去暖和一下了 - 把手给我 小心 小心 - Yeah, it's time to get warm. - Give me your hand. Careful, careful.
我想和你说 谢谢 I want to tell you, thank you,
我决定改变一下我的人生 and I'm gonna make a lot of changes in my life.
我还决定拿其他人来做封面了 I'm gonna put somebody else on the cover of the magazine, too.
你真幽默 我们不过谈了短短的一会会 You are funny. You had me going for a minute.
而且你错了 我不想上封面 You so wrong. How you gonna do me like that?
来吧 宝贝 来吧 Come on, baby. Come on.
就这样 把小龙虾放进去 亲爱的 Yeah, now we go. Put them crawfish in there, baby.
尝一下怎么样 闻一下 How about a little taste? Smell.
不要问我 我是来度假的 Don't ask me. I'm only here on holiday.
所以不想操心是吧 Yeah, don't be careful now, huh?
天啊 所有的人都来了 Hey, it's getting crazy out there! Everybody's arriving.
- 来吧来吧 - 我们去见你朋友吧 - Come on, baby, let's go. - Go out and see to your friends.
剩下的交给我好了 And I'll take care of the rest.
- 真的 - 没问题 - Okay? - Okay.
记住了 问题不是你如何开始 而是你如何结束 Remember, it's not how you start, it's how you finish.
好的 好 Okay, all right.
谢谢 Merci!
乔治娅餐厅
- 欢迎 欢迎 欢迎 - 多谢你们过来 - Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. - Thank you for coming.
- 多谢你们过来 - 欢迎来乔治娅的小店 - Thank you so much for coming. - Welcome to Georgia's.
- 亲爱的 - 宝贝 - My baby! - Tough guy!
- 我的宝贝啊 - 恭喜 - Who's my little guy? - Congratulations.
- 罗谢尔 - 谢谢 谢谢 - Rochelle. - Thank you. Thank you.
你真做到了啊 You did it!
- 我辞职了 - 谢谢 - I quit my job. - Thank you.
你也辞职了 哈哈 恭喜 You did? Oh, congratulations.
- 我辞职了 - 我就不应该做这份工作 - I quit my job! - You should never have had that job.
- 我很高兴听到你这么说 - 我辞职了 哈 - I'm so glad. - Hi, I quit my job!
市长先生 好 迪安小姐 你好 最近怎么样啊 Hi, Mr. Mayor. Hi, Mrs. Dean. How're you doing?
- 欢迎 - 欢迎来乔治娅的小店 - Welcome. - Come on in to Georgia's.
很高兴见到你 迪安小姐 这是我的荣幸 Good to see you. Mrs. Dean, it's a pleasure.
恭喜 多谢你来看我 Congratulations! Thank you so much for inviting me.
- 多谢你来看我 - 谢谢 恭喜你们了 - Thank you for coming! - Thank you. Congratulations.
- 她很喜欢你啊 - 恭喜 - She loves you. - Congratulations.
多谢 Thanks for coming.
我的荣幸 Pleasure.
希望之书
现实之书
伯恩斯小姐回到学校了 Ms. Burns went back to school.
水疗管理学校 Spa Management school.
她的脖子再也不疼了 She has no more tension in her neck.
巩特尔小姐开了自己的侦探事务所 Ms. Gunther opened her own detective agency.
现在她以翻看别人的东西为生 Now she gets paid to go through people's stuff.
迪迪埃主厨作为嘉宾上了埃默里尔的节目 Chef Didier was a guest on Emeril's show.
没人听得懂他说什么 No one understood a word he said.
阿达米安先生被公交车撞了 Mr. Adamian was hit by a bus.
他当时在打电话 Talking on his cell phone at the time.
古普塔离开了克拉根诊所 Dr. Gupta left the Kragen clinic.
去喜马拉雅山上修行 For an ashram high in the Himalayas.
克拉根的妻子拿走了一大半钱 Kragen's wife took most of his money.
证券交易委员会拿走了剩下的 The SEC took the rest.
他马上就去追随古普塔了 He joined Gupta as his first initiate.
乔治娅和肖恩结婚了 Georgia and Sean got married.
当然不会举行传统的婚礼 A traditional ceremony was out of the question.
乔治娅决定把每一天都过得轰轰烈烈 Georgia was determined to live every single day to the fullest.
现实之书